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what are we even saying anymore

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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you know what has been really heartbreaking to see at my work is how much the girls here warm up to me after learning im gay. like all of them without exception were hired due to knowing one of the guys who work here who are both horrible fucking misogynists (one of them refers to all women as empty boxes and the other one calls anything he doesn't like faggy) and they've all been pretty standoffish w me at first and without fail the first time they learn i am engaged to another man they react with visible relief and from then on are way more open and chatty with me . like im glad im one of the girlypops to them i hate these fucking men i work with soooo bad but goddamn its so sad watching them be skeered of me before learning of my faggy nature like i get it esp bc of the company they keep but goddamn

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‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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We as a collective need to brag about how we fucking owned our abusive parents as kids. Mostly because I specifically was very funny and it’s a shame there were no witnesses to appreciate it

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

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Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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