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That being said the MOST Eighth bird image is, of course, this one

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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I’m responsible enough to have a knight I think. I’ll take good care of it and feed it and take it on walks and everything.
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Traitor's Diary: "Oh Mother, never before have I had to exercise such self-control."
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“you can tell this writer has a fetish :/” i hope when people read my writing they can accurately guess all my kinks, fantasies, most influential moments in my psychosexual development, and how many days since i last gave head at the time i wrote it
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Silas Octakiseron really showed up at Canaan House as a teenager wearing decorative chain mail, looked at Our Beloved Sex Pal and said, "Your parents are related, and that's why your face looks like that. You earned your job by demonstrating skill, like a loser. Your cavalier is an animal, and not in a good, obedient way like my substantially older nephew. Have fun with the bone dykes. Silas out."
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A little stupid, a little horny. The usual.
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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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“Please undo what I’ve done, Lord, I will never ask anything of you, ever again, if you just give me back the life of Gideon Nav.”
“I can’t.” He said.
Harrow said, “But you're God.”
And God said, “And I am not enough.”

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"...You've been a good friend, in the short time that I've known you. But now I must go. The Dragon waits."
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trust me, possessively stroking your hair while my other arm holds you tight and prevents you from moving is vital to our alliance
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"They would not fucking say that"
Girl this is an elder scrolls character. They got 5 lines at MOST
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