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Caim, Furiae, Inuart <3
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this is my favorite coding meme because i know coding and hebrew and. 1. how do you not know about english coding and 2. thats not fuckign hebrew
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watching tv with your parents is such a humbling experience. you think everyone understands the basic content of a show but my dad was on season 2 episode 4 of severance and had to ask who mark was
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the mdr team but theyre serving beatles help movie
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Fact 1 - In MtG, Eldrazi are nigh-unkillable otherworldly titans capable of traveling between planes bent on perverting and destroying any plane they come into contact with.
Fact 2 - The meta narrative of MTG is that you, the player, are a planeswalker and all the creatures in your deck are actual representations of in-universe creatures you summon to do your bidding.
Conclusion - Every Eldrazi player is a fucking maniac who summons an unstoppable elder god to win a fist fight.
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Why the fuck can't we be irls because I don't have anything to say right now but I want to exist next to you
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glados when atlas and pbody are sixteen disassemblies into a test chamber
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me when a mutual likes my post:
omg :0 it鈥檚 my moot. my mootie patootie,, i <3 my moot #my moot
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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Can someone show me butt mogged these zoomers today
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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