garyjugert
Gary Jugert
Founded the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra and Denver Guitar Orchestra. Pulp fiction author. Composer of musicals. I ♥ dB, cats, golf, and crosswords.
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WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND
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Tuesday May 14, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Eau de Five-Year-Old.
2 Dig up dead lady and her hat.
3 Flame thrower for cats.
4 Eau de Heretics.
5 Opposes Siamese.
6 Hemingway's nickname while trying to stay on the wagon.
7 Device used to quiet mouthy potato chip haulers.
8 Why the seven year old has a bloody nose.
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1 BALL PIT AROMAS (~)
2 UNEARTH CORONET (~)
3 SIAMESE TOASTER (~)
4 SCHISM ODORS
5 ROOTS FOR CANINE
6 ORANGINA ERNEST
7 ANT BARK COLLARS
8 PRELIM TOE LOOPS
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Monday May 13, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Where my relatives all seem to live.
2 My curl up and weep move on the couch after getting dumped again.
3 The story developing in my head as the lackluster dinner party becomes insufferable.
4 Stance of the anti-Velcro-ians.
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1 DORK, FLORIDA
2 LOST LOVE FLOP
3 GO HOME PLOT
4 FOR SHOELACE
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Sunday May 12, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Waves of new ink flowing out of air conditioned parlors lined around the equator.
2 Why I like to travel.
3 What my K-POP friends and I say about you, probably.
4 Left operatically inclined pan in the cupboard.
5 America annexed the Sea of Tranquility.
6 Gods wearing tasty fried crowns.
7 "Oh, by the way, you're not the boss."
8 Scammer with poor grammar isn't fooling anyone.
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1 BEAT THE HEAT TAT TIDES
2 CABO SAN LUCAS TUBE TOPS
3 I'D AGREE... BTS HATER
4 SINGIN' COOK POT XED OUT
5 HILL MIRED THE MOON
6 TEMPURA TIARA DIETIES
7 ALERTS CAT OWNER
8 PHISH REP AIN'T WOWING (~)
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Saturday May 11, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Hun hopeful.
2 Feline fêtipodes.
3 Soundtrack of sadness.
4 Y'know, Felix Ungar.
5 Class you'll attend to calm down when you discover that expensive car has to stay within eyeshot of a plug.
6 My stupid lawyer.
7 Each titan of industry if their tax returns are to be believed.
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1 ATTILA INTERN (~)
2 MEOWED MEETUPS (~)
3 ANGOLA MIX TAPE
4 NEATER, THAT ONE
5 TESLA'S GOAT YOGA
6 "I WOULDN'T" PARIAH
7 LEAD DOG CREEPO
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Friday May 10, 2024:
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Wunderkind aviational vocalist.
2 How capitalism works.
3 Confirmation fish are fantastic at Final Fantasy 4.
4 Ones who enjoy the odoriferousness of the indefinite ends.
5 The tinfoil kind.
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1 ALL THE RAGE WREN
2 ABOVE ALL ... DESIRE
3 OPAH HIGH SCORES
4 NTH SMELLERS
5 SAFE BETS CAP
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Thursday May 9, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Four word short story about me.
2 Hires a damn bag boy.
3 Howdy officer, I've been out singin' songs and not down at the cowboy bar with the fellahs.
4 Italian Don Juan nibbles on your lobes.
5 Cut off jeans and whiskey day at Breckenridge.
6 Tattoos the Cow Queen.
7 One omitting the potato saga.
8 Pigeon pests.
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1 ON IN YEARS. CRUDE.
2 ENDS QUEUES IRE (~)
3 DWI OPRY FIB
4 AMORE GOON AT EAR
5 MILD WINTER RIOT
6 INKS MISS DAIRY
7 IRISH EDITOR (~)
8 SQUAB VERMIN
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Wednesday May 8, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Lamentation by many a student athlete.
2 What my ears say on hearing bum bumadum a bum bum.
3 The duty of every white man over 65.
4 🎶 I see Sydney, I see Perth, I see someone's undersherth. 🎶 and 🎵 Some cover your fanny, some cover your granny, and daddy likes the nanny's, but up above the French just love what covers up their hootenannies. 🎵
5 Heep hates horrible haiku in the high court.
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1 EASY A? GOD NO! (~)
2 VANILLA ICE ... OOF
3 CORRECT REUTERS
4 CAMI SOLI
5 URIAH SUES ODES
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Tuesday May 7, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 The stretched out ones.
2 And who doesn't?
3 Highlander saw Cher from a distance.
4 Revealing tops for Icelanders.
5 Last hat worn by Davy Crockett.
6 What nobody in Mexico wants.
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1 SANTA CLAUS TEES (~)
2 INCA HATED CHER (~)
3 CHILEAN WAVED HI
4 FLANNEL HALTERS (~)
5 THE ALAMO ICE BAG
6 SMALLER CHALUPA (~)
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Monday May 6, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Why Moaning Myrtle moans.
2 How niche programs in liberal arts universities maintain funding.
3 Legendary boatwright's email campaign claiming a specific hickory is for hicks.
4 Cannibal served dish he called Aide of Social Icon.
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1 SNAKE EYES ANGER
2 AMP CLASS ROSTER
3 NOAH PECAN SPAM (~)
4 ATE MLK MAN
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Sunday May 5, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Francs buried in the forest.
2 Fierce and fabulous fuzzbox for fellahs.
3 The one next to that door that blew off mid flight.
4 Report from astronomer to supervisor.
5 High jumping cow's milker.
6 Steaming projectile hoisted by the steamed.
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1 AMI'S ASPEN TREE LOOT
2 TOP TIER FLUFFY MAN BAG (~)
3 HAVING A BLAST PLANE SEAT
4 "YES BOSS. SEEING STARS."
5 OVER THE MOON TEAT
6 OUT OF THE BLUE TEA KETTLE
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Saturday May 4, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 What the elderly say as soon as I open my mouth.
2 How I pass my days.
3 Riches from errors.
4 Mean old elf, prone to making millennial jokes, sent home.
5 What DNA testing fixes, sometimes without welcome.
6 Pretty mountains and lakes.
7 People who love conjunctions and their accoutrements.
8 Pious puny putts.
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1 DEARY, SPARE US.
2 SAUCED. REVILED.
3 WABI-SABI INCOME (~)
4 AGEIST FAY SAT (~)
5 FAMILY TREE ERRS
6 SKI HEAVENS (~)
7 AND FREAKS, ETC.
8 GODLY TAP INS (~)
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Friday May 3, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Embarrassing time a Viagra purveyor hopes to help you avoid.
2 Superior skeleton snob.
3 Plan for a reluctant father.
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1 THE YIPS NITE
2 TIBIA ELITIST
3 DUE DATE VAMOOSE
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Thursday May 2, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Large layer of an alluring lady on cinder block.
2 How we've agreed to act when the boss comes around.
3 Nudist.
4 How to predict when it will land in a puddle and die.
5 Math teacher, no, not the new cute one.
6 Matterhorn on Ebay.
7 Grumpy Gaye.
8 The father of realism sending LOLCAT memes.
9 The chips.
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1 TEMPTRESS MURAL
2 PEONS ICIER
3 TEXTILES AVERSE
4 RC CAR TEA LEAVES
5 TRIG MATRON
6 ALPS EPIC SALE
7 MARTINET MARVIN
8 EMAILER IBSEN
9 SALSAS' CUES
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Wednesday May 1, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Newt ate lunch.
2 Williams wanting to wow at Wimbledon.
3 Spicy sprinkle of words explaining the downfall of civilization led by the damn Democrats (Republicans) in grampa's electronic communication.
4 Straws, little paper umbrellas, and your grubby paws.
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1 TADPOLES ABATED
2 UPMARKET SERENA
3 EMAIL SALSA
4 MAITAI UTENSILES (~)
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Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Test results for a 15-year-old cookie crusader super hero.
2 Irish friend of the Orange Charlatan.
3 For my last meal prior to my execution I will ask for a giant cheese pizza and rub my face against all its sprinkled toppings and refuse a napkin so I may die...
4 Trip that only includes a round trip flight to eat at Cinn-a-bon in the Taipei airport.
5 Aha, here is the high altitude videos of feet I've been craving.
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1 CAP'N OREOS PSAT
2 LYING RED
3 AGAINST OREGANO
4 NO FRILLS TAIWAN
5 O! TOE DRONE SMUT!
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Monday, April 29, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Gives bellbottoms to Goodwill.
2 My feelings about @egs.
3 Open your home to a chrome dome from Rome.
4 Start a lizard army.
5 What a cat does.
6 Why the ladies seek me out.
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1 OUSTS ABBAWARE (~)
2 WHITE WINE OWED
3 LET IN BALD EURO (~)
4 AMASS GECKOS (~)
5 TAKE YOU IN/OUT (~)
6 UBER BED WISDOM
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Sunday April 28, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 When noted tenor punches a member of the paparazzi all the while saying he hates pepperonchini.
2 The one you don't see during her subsequent pregnancy when her ankles have swollen up like balloons and moccasins are her only option.
3 Why a computer jockey for shoe jockeys is searching for an epipen.
4 哈利·波特 哈利·波特
5 When idolizers turn to excoriators.
6 Lists of times when sportscasters misused a word assuming it means apex.
7 Put fat Shrek for sale.
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1 PAVAROTTI IN TWO DRAMAS (~)
2 RARER CINDERELLA SCENE (~)
3 NIKE'S CIO BEE
4 HUNAN HOME MOVIE CHANT
5 ADORING FANS SLAP SLIP
6 CRESCENDO SHOWCASES
7 EBAY BOTTOM HEAVY OGRE (~)
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