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this is what jimmy wears in my game hello

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pete in a bunny jacket! class is really the best place to draw tbh

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doodles from today 

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THERE SHE IS! If you havent watched it yet its so good please go right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quYcNI3dOs

promptly falls over

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I’m not sure if the preps drink alcohol but if they do, what kind do they like?

tw for alcohol and drinking!!!

thank you for the ask! the rest of the preps will be under the cut <3

derby:

wine, brandy, scotch

he’s classy with an edge to him and has more of a refined, adult taste

has been drinking ever since he was in middle school (his father gave him unlimited access to their bar...like a dumbass)

so derby has a good amount of experience alcohol wise and 1000% uses that experience to be extra snobby

the preps despise drinking with him. derby is never invited to parties.

probably knows how to make a few basic cocktails and looks down on anyone who drinks straight alcohol lmao

he's a killjoy BOO

bif:

brandy, whiskey

bif doesn’t drink often, but his taste in alcohol is largely influenced by derby...so bif is into more expensive alcohols like a prissy little bitch

he likes drinks with a burn he can feel in his chest and a taste that will soak into his tongue; drinks that can get him tipsy with a generous glass or two, but nothing that’ll make him lose control

bif doesn’t drink to get drunk lmao he’s too busy making sure no one gets drunk enough to yack on the rug

gord:

wine. rum or tequila if he’s feeling wild

gord is SLOPPY. he’s your classy wine aunt when sober and drinks wine when he’s in front of derby or his family, but at a genuine party he is going to get INTO IT

a big fan of fruity, tropical alcoholic drinks but if he genuinely wants to get drunk he’s going for something hard hitting

tad:

gin and wine

bruh tad’s mental health is literally scraping the bottom of the bucket like if he’s gonna drink, he’s drinking to be one of those soap opera middle aged white moms going through a divorce

he is drinking to have a MELTDOWN, not to party. you will catch him nursing a bottle of gin in a bathtub filled to the brim with his own tears

parker:

he probably prefers champagne lmaooo something with some fun little bubbles that will get him a bit tipsy, but nothing that will have a genuine kick

parker just wants to feel a little light and easy

buuuut he prefers rum if he’s drinking to get drunk lmao

a fellow fan of fruity drinks

chad:

whiskey, specifically scotch

chad is mature and he’s classy as all hell. he knows what he likes and he likes something that’ll show off his wealth and make him seem even more adult than he already is.

he never drinks to get drunk lmao, he drinks to show off his status and flash a pretty dollar or two

him and derby most definitely bond over their pricy tastes in alcohol

and like derby, he's a huge fucking asshole when it comes to drinking, but he's not as much of a killjoy and can still enjoy himself

justin:

anything that’ll get him drunk enough to black out after a few hours of partying

so tequila.

justin wants to be HYPE HE IS HERE TO GO HARD AND WAKE UP WITH A PARTY THUMPING IN HIS HEAD WOOOO

QUEUE UP SOME KARAOKE AND BRINK OUT THE SHOT GLASSES BABY

TONIGHT, WE GO ALL THE WAY!!!!!

bryce:

anything that will get him drunk enough to forget all his problems

so. vodka. or absinthe

he only drinks when he wants to forget something so he is gonna go for something HARD

probably keeps a bottle in his nightstand and drinks himself to sleep

please get this boy a doctor…his liver will need it

pinky:

wine and rum

pinky grew up around alcohol and is used to the classy nature of it all

parties centered around wine tastings, visits to breweries as old as her bloodline, a bar in her home and the home of every person she visited

so pinky has naturally bred taste for pricey wine

but she also likes having fun and living life up and rum is AMAZING for that

WOOHOOOOOO LETS PARTY HARDY

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hey bully tumblr

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The end of every chapter be like

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screenshot bully - a little help.

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how petey is viewed by Gary

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trans gary trans gary tRANS GARY TRANS GA-

YEAHHH

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tom and wade <3

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STOP I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

“Come with me. We can finally end this. Together.”

More of the smopkins timeskip where Gary and Jimmy right the wrongs Gary has done. Gary took his meds and he’s a little better now, with a therapist.

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he was the protagonist

he was the antagonist

could i make it any more obvious?

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baracup obama

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im taking this as a sign to post my next post

if your content isnt self indulgent then you arent doing it properly /lh

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who said they didnt like singing

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im sorry

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