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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
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guys please tell me your least favorite Pokémon. whether it’s their design, because they’re useless, or some other random reason.
Mine is Smeargle. I was trying to complete my Pokédex in Sun and I don’t even remember who I was looking for but every time his smug ass would show up it filled me with sooooo much rage
#a lot of the post leendary pokemon by dex number in gen 6 and onward#idk why we have like 8 million weird and unique pokemon shoved in at the back of dexes now (it's dlc and post game shit.)#but barely any of those designs impress me in the slightest#and knowing that they're dlc stuff makes me dislike them more#also i dont like salazzle :(#i can understand why some folks do#but salandit was such a good pokemon to me#and the gendered evolution plus the weirdly sexual nature of it just reeeeally isn't a thing i like#and pokemon really doesn't like to reward you for using weak or unevolved pokemon#salandit my baby. wouldve been a fave if i could enjoy the whole line or if it was unevolvable
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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
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utahraptor, for a friend
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tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

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sex is too complicated. im calling the whole thing off
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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-
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aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is
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as someone who nearly died at 22 due to serious health issues, society's obsession with youth and hatred of the signs of aging really gargles my goyles. not everyone gets to grow old, it's such a privilege and yet we treat it like a disease, or a curse, something to avoid for as long as possible. truly it strangles the soul to witness
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
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