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learning about a piece of media exclusively through tumblr posts is really funny because you'll probably get the wrong idea about the show in one of four very specific ways

Thinking something fun and light-hearted is a deathly serious social commentary

Thinking something dark or disturbing is actually a wacky comedy

Thinking something with no gay people is actually gay

Thinking something with gay people is homophobic

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

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the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

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misogyny is so crazy like u mean to tell me it's a well known phenomenon in paleontologu that women tend to avoid speaking and publishing about tyrannosaurus for fear of being hyperscrutinized and ripped to shreds by defensive men who feel entitled to their opinions about a type of animal because they've conflated it with their own masculinity? bro it's a big ass bird crocodile thing. and it's dead. get real

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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

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girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

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gar

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They wanna say the word so bad

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whenever a mutual doesn’t interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don’t wanna play dolls with me anymore

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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>forgotten where I've left my keys

>no worries, I'm an intellectual

>simply stop, smug look to camera, and announce that I'm entering my mind palace to remember where I put them

>close my eyes and pinch my temple

>instantly find my consciousness transported to the entrance of my mind palace

>mfw I've forgotten my mind keys

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