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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

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i bring nothing to the table but melancholic eyes and ovethinking

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tumblr mutual to discord friend pipeline is one of the most beautiful things out there

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I periodically see ships that make me go "What?! No! No!" and then move on and don't harass anyone and feel so strong and brave.

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Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of his neck to show him to you

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do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

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I love when information revealed at the end of a story recontextualizes something said or done at the beginning. Like yes queen make the story a loop let the story keep developing even though the book is closed and the credits are rolling. The story never ends it just starts over.

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danganronpa dialogue:

"maybe the killer gave them a heart attack by writing down their name. like with a certain notebook from a certain anime."

"h-huh?"

zero escape dialogue:

"and so, mr tortoise continues to believe theres a teapot floating in space because mr hare can not definitively prove him wrong. but what if something like that... applied to the entire world?"

"like how theres no way to prove if youre wearing panties or not unless you offer definitive proof"

umineko dialogue:

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i hope this email kills us both instantly

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all i have is this blog and my virginity

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"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.