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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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First meeting or something
I NEED MORE OF THEM BEING LOSERS PLEASE
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Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.
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Still find it wild that people dont forget me the second im not talking to them. What do you mean things remind you of me and you think about me when im not there?
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just finished reading Catch-22 and i firmly believe if it were to ever become a movie it should be an old timey cartoon with colorful BANG!s and incredibly gruesome gore – any other way would be sacrilegious
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tagging a new mutual for the first time lowkey terrifying what if they hate me and spit on me and burn my house down
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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it
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need to watch something life changing soon to give life some meaning again
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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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every vaguepost will awaken a new nightmare for u if ur a certain type of girl
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by age 40 every warlord should have
4-5 trusted generals
a kind of useless emperor to be nominally loyal to
obsessively devoted relationship with an advisor
at least one strategically useful territory you repeatedly lose and recapture and at this point it just feels like a personal vendetta and everyone is begging you to cut your losses and move on but how could you move on from something you’ve pumped so much of your own blood into?
ominous relative
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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends
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