gastrobrack
gastrobrack
馃槼what if we kissed in bonerland馃槼
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gastrobrack 4 hours ago
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learning about a piece of media exclusively through tumblr posts is really funny because you'll probably get the wrong idea about the show in one of four very specific ways
Thinking something fun and light-hearted is a deathly serious social commentary
Thinking something dark or disturbing is actually a wacky comedy
Thinking something with no gay people is actually gay
Thinking something with gay people is homophobic
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gastrobrack 5 hours ago
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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
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gastrobrack 6 hours ago
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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it鈥檚 a skeleton hand then they鈥檙e dead
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gastrobrack 6 hours ago
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the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried
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gastrobrack 6 hours ago
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gastrobrack 6 hours ago
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misogyny is so crazy like u mean to tell me it's a well known phenomenon in paleontologu that women tend to avoid speaking and publishing about tyrannosaurus for fear of being hyperscrutinized and ripped to shreds by defensive men who feel entitled to their opinions about a type of animal because they've conflated it with their own masculinity? bro it's a big ass bird crocodile thing. and it's dead. get real
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gastrobrack 6 hours ago
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Ok everyone let鈥檚 think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.
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gastrobrack 15 hours ago
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gastrobrack 15 hours ago
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girl help i鈥檓 starting over again for the 1000th time & i鈥檓 beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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They wanna say the word so bad
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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whenever a mutual doesn鈥檛 interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don鈥檛 wanna play dolls with me anymore
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
#ME
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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>forgotten where I've left my keys
>no worries, I'm an intellectual
>simply stop, smug look to camera, and announce that I'm entering my mind palace to remember where I put them
>close my eyes and pinch my temple
>instantly find my consciousness transported to the entrance of my mind palace
>mfw I've forgotten my mind keys
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gastrobrack 1 day ago
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