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I periodically see ships that make me go "What?! No! No!" and then move on and don't harass anyone and feel so strong and brave.

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Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of his neck to show him to you

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do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

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I love when information revealed at the end of a story recontextualizes something said or done at the beginning. Like yes queen make the story a loop let the story keep developing even though the book is closed and the credits are rolling. The story never ends it just starts over.

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danganronpa dialogue:

"maybe the killer gave them a heart attack by writing down their name. like with a certain notebook from a certain anime."

"h-huh?"

zero escape dialogue:

"and so, mr tortoise continues to believe theres a teapot floating in space because mr hare can not definitively prove him wrong. but what if something like that... applied to the entire world?"

"like how theres no way to prove if youre wearing panties or not unless you offer definitive proof"

umineko dialogue:

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i hope this email kills us both instantly

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all i have is this blog and my virginity

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"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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a friend 💙

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First meeting or something

I NEED MORE OF THEM BEING LOSERS PLEASE

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Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

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Still find it wild that people dont forget me the second im not talking to them. What do you mean things remind you of me and you think about me when im not there?

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just finished reading Catch-22 and i firmly believe if it were to ever become a movie it should be an old timey cartoon with colorful BANG!s and incredibly gruesome gore – any other way would be sacrilegious