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How can you confuse your house with a dorm?

Sorry, no I meant house

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My face? Are you trying to call me handsome? Well, thank you! I’m sorry for confusing you! Aaron is this college guy I got my eye on. Well, you auditioned, so you must have wanted a role. Be an actress! Try something new! 

No…. I just meant that…I…your face… ugh, nevermind! You’re confusing me! Aaron? Who’s Aaron? Ugh, maybe. I’m not really an actress, I’m just surprised I got any role to be honest.

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I don’t care about my pride.

Like I said, you can stay at my  house. Free of charge. To keep your pride you can leave before he kicks you out.

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You did. And Duncan.

Who gave you the right?

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Congrats, Vance. I never thought I’d see the day.

Holy shit. I’m taken..? I s’pose there really is a first for everything.

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Specially you.

Well we look fine up there! It’ll be fine! We’re cute

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Here we go.. [laughs]

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And your point is? At least I’m happy. You seem to be mad at everything.

Well clearly your friends are losers.

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Whatever makes you sleep well at night, boo.

It’s not actually about a specific person—it’s just metaphorical.

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You have a dorm?

My dorm?

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Are you really that fragile that yo think you belong in a mental facility because of my face? No, i do not stalk you. i stalk Aaron. No! Don’t drop out! You’ll be great!

I don’t know. I lost my thought when you mentioned selfies. I think your daily dose is enough to put me in a mental facility. Wait - daily dose of me? Are you stalking me on instagram, Gates? Ugh… why does everyone know I’m the ugly stepsister? I’m seriously considering dropping out.

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I don’t know what I’ll do once he kicks me out, but I’m gonna figure it out. Probably leave before he does so.

Well, when and if he does that, you know my door is always open for you. Even if I have to leave my step sister out on the street. I mean, there are plenty of rooms but I will…please. Anything to get her out of my house.

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I’ll call you whatever I wanna call you.

Ew, don’t call me boo, that’s like the worst pet/nick name ever.

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My dad doesn’t care. He’s waiting for the right time to kick me out.

Do me a favor and just don’t hurt yourself. We do not need to take you to the hospital and I’d rather not have to be the one to explain shit to your father. 

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Whatever you say, boo.

Or just because I can do everything. I can sing okay and I’m a great dance, hence why I’m the lead.

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Why is it refreshing? Woah, don’t go unfollowing me. Then you won’t have your daily dose of me like I have my daily dose of you, Lucinda. We could have so many followers together. And yes.

That’s refreshing to hear. Oh.. you and your selfies. Remind me to unfollow you on instagram - it’s annoying to see your posts everytime I log on. Awww. Was that a compliment about my hair?