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"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
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*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*
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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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you're supposed to remove the wrapper when you buy a dog
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who else wants to go on a drive at 1am until we forget about what’s bothering us
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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
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it’s been a minute.
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three dif energies, three sim faces.
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wfh vibes
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“I hate small talk. Let’s talk about your parents, the lies you told, how you feel, sex, what scares you.. not “wyd” every minute.”
— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
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Glad I’m difficult to deal with, because I know once someone stays around me, they really want to.
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