gavierklavin

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I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.

Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.

There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:

just. please. stop. please.

A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like

📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.

and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.

A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.

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I almost made a joke about making it my wedding anniversary recently, so yes, I think I do

Do you remember

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What if we wore matching theatrical costumes from 1918... and we were both friends... haha just kidding...

...unless?

costumes from Casanova

submitted by @thecorrupteddatabase 🤍❤️

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actually, shout out to the time someone went "wow sometimes when you post you sound like you're like ghostwriting for klavier! do you like kin him or something?"

and all I could do was stare into the camera like I was in any iteration of The Office

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no wait let him cook they may be onto something

court's Adventures of ME

My name is klavi gavin. I really love court Adventures! I was born in a shack in Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Crisp Falls, Shark Stink, germany. I like to court with my friends! I like court, jort, phoenix, judgche , jorge, Thimble, Trumboola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, and Compact Disk. I started courting in 2005 and I am currently 17 years old. rock on, brothers! This is a photo of me. Hope you look forward to my future court Advencher endeavors! krissy kristopho says I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brakes on his car so we'll see who's sloshing soon!

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I give anyone with the name Eustace at the office a week, tops.

Ngh... I just woke up from hibernation. Who the fuck is Eustace Winner? Did Sebastian get his name changed

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someone bring coffee please

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happy new years! I'm a bit sick right now but I did get my new years kiss, so we're golden

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klavier gavin sits in his office thinking “man i hope herr edgeworth likes me. i hope he thinks i’m a good prosecutor. i hope he thinks i’m cool” meanwhile apollo’s in his own office thinking “i hope mr wright drops dead today”

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Very belated post (because gott I've been busy) but happy belated birthday to me?

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the sound of loud laughter, followed by an indignant "BRO YOU MIKE WAZOWSKI'D ME IN MY OWN FUCKING BOOK"

this is my Saturday night

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@aslightaddity I did! Good burger and I got a watermelon ice with it!

Hallo tumblr, I'm in Wisconsin right now

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Hallo tumblr, I'm in Wisconsin right now

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Did you change your name recently or am I going insane

As much as I'd love to gaslight gatekeep girlboss you in this disability pride month, my name has always been gavierklavin

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Have you tried not doing that?

Fuck I just burnt the shit out of my PAW trying to make waffles

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@simonblackquill-rp-blog 👀👀👀

*deep inhale*

I want Simon Blackquill to have a re-instated Jake Marshal as his assigned detective. Think about it - cowboys and ronin have such similar vibes but from different sides of the planet. I'd kill to see them bounce off one another.

Even more-so that Jake is painfully Texan and Simon is painfully British. I need to see their nonsensical banter.

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Today's Starbucks life hack: be nice to your fucking barista