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could not believe what he was seeing
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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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Having a coworker that still smokes cigarettes will have you experiencing annoyance at such levels you didn't think were humanly possible
#it's the classic 'smoke outside and then spray perfume to cover it up' except it just creates a nauseating mixed ordor#she also takes lunch to go smoke outside and then comes back in and eats lunch on the clock aka not working while she eats#raghhhh I could legit scream
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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anyway. onto better things

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that coffee and pastry will save your life btw
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Everybody PAUSE, the count of monte cristo (2024) is streaming on hoopla FOR FREE with a LIBRARY CARD
#the count of monte cristo#will never catch me paying five dollars to rent a movie!!!! the library finds a way
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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other
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BORN TO BE HUMAN
OCEAN IS A FUCK
Bring Back The Devonian Period
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD WIZARDS
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
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Such a shit day at work I’m googling things like “day in the life 911 dispatch”
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