children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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Being bisexual is so cool because its always gay sex no matter what
literally
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Tbh for all the acts of cruelty violence, I think transphobes know they're fighting a losing battle. They can see the slow, steady normalization of transness, and they have to ramp up their rhetoric to match. I can't remember the last time I interacted with a transphobe where it didn't, on some level, sound like they were trying to reassure themselves. Either that or some sort of bizarre psychosexual rant about trans bodies.
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therapist: so, how have you been coping with your anxiety lately?
Me, nervously: Well… I’ve been trying to treat myself like a nervous cat…
therapist, stifling a goodnatured laugh: Oh? can you explain that to me?
Me: Well… if you have a nervous cat, the first thing you do is make sure their environment is safe and remove stressors… and you make sure they have enough food and water and places to hide… and you provide some enrichment in case they need to work out energy…
Therapist: And how are you applying that to yourself?
Me: Um. If I feel anxious, I’ll see if I need to back out of any sites or conversations, enforce my boundaries… check my environment for flashing lights or painful noises… make sure I’m hydrated and have eaten… and work on a hobby
Therapist: those are all excellent things! You’re a nervous cat and you need care and kindness!
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I love it when people unify for the silliest of things
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its 12 am and im filling my time with these polls
credits to my friend for the idea
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I have so many tumbler bots following me….
Why
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