I think the best route for the Minecraft movie would've been to just green screen the actors into Minecraft instead of spending tens of thousands on CGI that looks like the spawn of Satan.
see? this shitty image I made in PicsArt (for FREE, mind you) already feels more intriguing than whatever this godless thing is.
what I'm trying to get at is the Minecraft movie was never gonna be perfect; the realm of possibilities Minecraft offers is even more infinite than what a cash-grabbing studio could ever imagine. personally, I agree that this was always gonna be a Jumanji ripoff, but the Minecraft movie could've set off a trend for the film industry that changed the course of live-action remakes and storytelling in a positive direction. but here we are, with ungodly looking animals and disappointment.
I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services