gayconstruct
gayconstruct
Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Construct
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Gay-Demisexual/He/They // Welcome to All // Hi, I love to draw, write, and play games in all forms. Interior design is my passion and degree. This blog needs TLC, but I'm a tired 26 year old 😂
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gayconstruct · 2 days ago
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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gayconstruct · 2 days ago
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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gayconstruct · 2 days ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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gayconstruct · 11 days ago
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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.
Love me some burritos.
Source: could be worse comics
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gayconstruct · 11 days ago
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gayconstruct · 11 days ago
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gayconstruct · 11 days ago
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danny break-dancing
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gayconstruct · 11 days ago
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Absolutely! Like I'm not wasting energy on it anymore now that I'm hotter and better, BUTTT she was a really homophobic and terrible person who functioned as the Aid to the Computer Lab. She thought she was oh so powerful and important, but really she just ate her snacks too loud, was cruel to students, and when she got to watch Netflix at work, we weren't able to be on anything but our learning websites. EVEN if we were completely done. She hated me because I'm ✨️Queer as Fuck✨️ and was an all around horrendous bitch.
I yelled at her my next to last days in highschool before I graduated for good and really got a lot of my absolute HATRED out, and I really dont understand how people like her thrive being such cold hateful cunts 😵‍💫
Best quote from her I have to illustrate her character was,
"I won't let my daughter watch Finding Nemo 2, because Dory is a gay fish."
Right. Dory. The fish? Not Ellen DeGeneres???
does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??
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gayconstruct · 14 days ago
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gayconstruct · 25 days ago
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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends
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gayconstruct · 25 days ago
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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
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gayconstruct · 25 days ago
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gayconstruct · 25 days ago
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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
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gayconstruct · 26 days ago
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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart
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gayconstruct · 27 days ago
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
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gayconstruct · 27 days ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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gayconstruct · 28 days ago
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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
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