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a favorite memory:

when i was in fifth grade, we read a book in school where a young girl in prehistory finds a dolphin skeleton. and i was so taken in by the description of the bones, how there were fingers in the fins, that i came home to my dad and told him "i think that when humans came out of the oceans, dolphins did, too, but they went back in."

my dad went upstairs and came back with an issue of analog magazine, the sci-fi digest he read religiously, and handed it to me.

"here," he said. "you're ready for this."

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i can be so cruel; i know i don't seem it.

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The struggle is real

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We have to read Thoreau for my environmental ethics class idk if I can do this

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theres nothing wrong with preferring bald pussy plus its cleaner 🤷‍♀️

I'm not even going to pretend to be nice to you I think you should kill yourself

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"it's bioessentialist to joke about male loneliness" IT'S BIOESSENTIALIST TO THINK THERE'S A MALE AND FEMALE VERSION OF LONELINESS...

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if a boy told me "want hot choccy" out loud i would dump him on the spot

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The international airport in Lebanon is now closed. The current evacuation routes are through boats to Cyprus. God help them all.

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"theres no such thing as stupid questions"

-go back in time

-find the person who said that

-ask them what the dog doin

-return to the present

-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)

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at my core i love women and their problems so much. take any story about a man and make it about a woman and suddenly it’s of great importance to me. i’m all ears. men have an inherently boring quality to them which they must work to overcome. the most boring woman to some is far more interesting than the most interesting man to me.

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redo because i messed up

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why is petplay always dogs and cats and shit. put your man in a hamster wheel

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hello kitty x algae

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Imagine a person who only consumes Batman-related media. That is, they only watch movies and TV shows that have Batman in them, only read books that are novelisations of Batman media, only play licensed Batman video games, and so forth. This is not so absurd an idea; Batman-related media is sufficiently popular, varied and widespread that restricting one's media consumption in this way is completely feasible. However, I trust we can agree that if you actually do this, you will be left with very strange ideas about what popular media looks like.

The next step in this analogy is undestanding that if the only tabletop RPG you're acquainted with is Dungeons & Dragons, you have the same grasp of the tabletop roleplaying hobby as our hypothetical Batman Guy has of popular media.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...