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The haters can't handle my self-administered haircut, men's shorts, unshaven pits, farmer's tan swag
#me while spending an hour sitting alone at the port in one of the most conservative towns in southern Oregon#guarding the inflatable kayak and a cooler full of 98 otter shits while my boss fetched the truck
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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need alllll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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To keep me from hubris God made me the natural and defenseless prey for the great predator Sinus Infection
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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant
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every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution
#me when we were making fun of the kid at the field station who only used brita filter water for everything and the station manager said#“actually there was a lead advisory for the first month you were here i just forgot to tell you guys”
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