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dissection / diagnosis

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catch me driving 90mph down the freeway with a yankee candle burning in the passenger seat

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Celia Eceiza - Untitled, 2019

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another perfect ad on this perfect website

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should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

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when did u all let gender essentialism into your hearts. stop that

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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

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John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is

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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

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sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations