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hello? fiddleford computermajigs?
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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
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btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 
many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 
like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 
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are you guys picking up what i’m putting down ?!?
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#you tell 'em girl
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Everything is a Phoebe Spengler reference if I try hard enough
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Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because
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Notes goal post. Because why not.
I don't expect this to get very much attention, but I need motivation for some stuff so here we go I suppose
20 notes and I'll drink some water
50 and ill brush my teeth every night for the next week
100 and I'll start actually studying for my tests
150 and I'll weed my garden
200 and ill wash my hair regularly for the next month (like every other day)
300 ill start actually packing my lunches for school and eating them for two weeks
400 ill start eating food that's good for me, and have protein semiregularly
500 ill start taking my vitamins again so I can stop being malnourished
600 ill start going on walks again
700 ill clean my room
800 ill start reading and writing more
900 ill fully delete all of my suicide notes and wills that I've written
1000 ill throw away the razors
1500 ill be honest with my parents about all my physical issues and go to a medical professional
2000 ill ask my mom to let me go to therapy again
2500 ill stop starving myself when I'm mad at myself for one whole month
3000 I'll start like really trying again to be happy
5000 ill begin to actually try to be a good person, even considering my limits and all that
10000 ill listen to the entirety of welcome to nightvale (the real incentive here)
Spam allowed, tagging allowed, the deadline is October 22.
have fun
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Some dude bro on the internet talking about the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking over cartoons and making them all preachy. I hate it when shows try to push an agenda on kids. Why can’t they be like they used to be, you know?
Original He-Man, looking straight at the audience: We had a lot of fun here today, but you know what isn’t fun? Judging others based on how they look. Not liking a person because he or she is a different race or religion is wrong. Also, plant a tree, and don’t do drugs.
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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???
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Movie posters by Tom Beauvais
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