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gaypirate420 · 13 hours
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his safe food is literally people stop being ableist
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gaypirate420 · 16 hours
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Brb I'm going to Hannibal Lecter so he can give me my autism diagnosis.
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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*pathetic trombone noise*
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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How Neil Gaiman killed me...
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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Look, I am a fair and consensual cat king.
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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Lady Morpheus my beloved 🥺💖
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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That’s it, that’s the series
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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Does anyone have screenshots of the Lady Dream version of Dreams that appears on Overture? I need her badly.
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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Literally him
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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"I wasn't talking about you" AHEJDNCJSJDNJCJSMDKCNDHSHDNCNDNDJGKSJFUGHENSIDHFJDKDNFHDJDJDNCJDKSJDKWKSODLFPFLDNDH
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gaypirate420 · 2 days
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#fellas is it gay to gaze intensely at your best mate to the point you lose track of everything else
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gaypirate420 · 6 days
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This is how I think Renesmee looks like, and I don't mean it as a eewww stinky demon doll baby.
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I think she would look like a literal doll, porcelain skin but with the little blush and rosy lips, unusual eye color, healthy hair and precious curls. And the way Rosalie (yes, Rosalie not Bella) dresses her wouldn't help with her blending in with a normal human child.
I think most people go for the horrible looking puppet on Twilight that they kinda forget how she's supposed to look like.
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And yes, I got my interpretation from the Illustrated guide.
I don't care about Renesmee enough to hate her, she's a little creepy and I love that honestly, you go demon baby! terrorize everyone around you, girl!
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gaypirate420 · 9 days
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This is how I think Renesmee looks like, and I don't mean it as a eewww stinky demon doll baby.
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I think she would look like a literal doll, porcelain skin but with the little blush and rosy lips, unusual eye color, healthy hair and precious curls. And the way Rosalie (yes, Rosalie not Bella) dresses her wouldn't help with her blending in with a normal human child.
I think most people go for the horrible looking puppet on Twilight that they kinda forget how she's supposed to look like.
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And yes, I got my interpretation from the Illustrated guide.
I don't care about Renesmee enough to hate her, she's a little creepy and I love that honestly, you go demon baby! terrorize everyone around you, girl!
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gaypirate420 · 9 days
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Spent my time last weekend when I should’ve been reading TSC to avoid spoilers actually being talked into watching all 5 Twilight movies with my mother… I have 4 thoughts about this
1) yo these bitches are strange as fuck there’s no way Bella was the first person to figure out that they’re vampires
2) my brother in Christ you could not catch me in any of these scenarios because again, strange. Bella is a better person than me cause I would’ve seen them walk in the first day of school and actually followed the advice of just leave them alone because they’re all weird af
3) I love Jasper Hale. Legitimately I have never seen a creature look so genuinely uncomfortable at every moment and I think that’s hilarious. That man was the first person I saw in every scene he was in because he looks so awkward all the time. The only times I can recall him looking remotely comfortable were when he was dancing at the wedding and his fight with Alice, even the rest of the training montage thing he just looked uncomfortable and I love that
4) I really wish Laurent didn’t die. He was serving so much cunt they had to kill him off and that’s just really sad
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gaypirate420 · 9 days
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Jasper looks like he enjoys solving rubik's cubes <3.
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gaypirate420 · 10 days
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I pretended to be 18 for so long on the internet, so when I actually turned 18 I had a horrible realization about all I saw and experienced.
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