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Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂

Credit to this user they are hilarious 😂

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Twilight except Esme is wearing this at any given time

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Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:

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when you’re climbing a mountain in Washington and just relaxing and then you hear FRANTIC climbing coming up behind you and you look and there’s a girl you’ve literally never seen in a torn satin blue dress climbing the mountain like a spider toward you at 100 miles per hour:

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Jasper giving the fam updates on edward while he's hiding in his room

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lmao...

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They always delete the interesting scenes

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endless gifs of rosalie and emmett: (21/?)

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TOP 10 TWILIGHT CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers)

#6 Rosalie Hale

What is she to me? Except a menace – a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us.

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endless gifs of rosalie and emmett: (90/?)

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It doesn’t have a happy ending - but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

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Kiss & Make Up - Rosalie Hale

Rosalie’s lips were pulled back into a fierce snarl, her usually golden eyes pitch black with anger. You crouched into a defensive pose, your own eyes dark with anger. “For the millionth time,” You hissed, your lips curling into a frustrated grimace. “You’re wrong!” Rosalie snarled at that, shifting her position to mirror yours. You heard Edward sigh. “Rosalie,” He called. Rosalie let out another high pitched snarl, warning Edward to fuck off. Your defensive crouch relaxed, and your black eyes snapped to her face.

Rosalie watched as you moved, her eyes tracking every movement you made carefully. She didn’t believe you’d ever raise a hand against her, and she knew she’d never raise a hand against you; it was just her instincts. You turned away from her, hurt. She’d accused you of flirting with her cousin, Tanya. While everyone else, including Tanya, just saw your actions of being friendly, Rosalie was intimidated. Tanya rivaled her in immense beauty. She matched her in wit. Tanya had gone after Edward, who, at first, was her intended. Why wouldn’t she go for you? You were beautiful, even more so than she was, according to her. You had the best sense of humor, and the biggest heart. Anyone would be lucky to have you.

You let out a low hiss, then zipped down the stairs, leaving Rosalie gaping at your abrupt exit. She raced after you. You’d never walked away from her before, never before the two of you kissed and made up. Her undead heart sank in her chest when she saw you sprinting out of the front door. She went to go after you, but a hand clamped down on her shoulder. She whirled around, a snarl rising in her throat. Edward backed away, bowing his head and dropping his hands to show that he wasn’t a threat. 

“She needs some time alone,” Edward said softly. Bella was watching the interaction with wide eyes, her mouth trembling with fear at the absolutely murderous look on the flawless blonde’s face. “My mate is upset,” Rosalie growled. “I’m going after her!” Alice appeared next to the three of them, a worried expression on her face. “You should, she’s really upset,” Alice agreed. Edward let out a frustrated sigh, shaking his head.

Rosalie raced through the forest, trying to track your delicious scent of peaches and honey. Finally, she found you. You were sitting on a stump of a tree, sobbing silently, tearlessly. Her heart ached at the sight. “Darling,” She breathed. Your sobs halted in your chest, but when you turned to face her, venom tears were still present in your eyes. Your lower lip trembled. “How could you accuse me of such a thing?” You whimpered. “Don’t you get it, Rosalie?”

She flinched; you very rarely called her by her actual name. “Don’t you get it?” You repeated. “I only want you. You’re my mate, and I’m yours. I will never want another, for as long as we live… Which is quite literally, forever.” Rosalie’s chest rose with a purr at the confirmation that the two of you were mates, but her purr stopped as soon as it started, at the heartbroken look on your face. “Apparently, that’s not good enough for you.” A bitter look settled over your flawless features. Without waiting for a response, you turned on your heel and disappeared.

Rosalie sunk down onto the forest floor. It was official. She fucked everything up, like she always did. You deserved better than her, someone who didn’t lash out at the tiniest bout of insecurity. 

Hours passed, and she finally had the will to get off of the muddy forest floor and retreat back to the house. She wouldn’t call it home, not when you weren’t there. She passed by her sympathetic parents, her woeful sister, and her concerned brothers, heading directly to the room she shared with you. 

To her absolute shock, you were sitting on the bed, your legs crossed. Your expression was contrite, regretful. You fingered the silk sheets underneath you, your gaze lowering to your hands. “I’m sorry!” The two of you blurted at the same exact time. Rosalie heard muffled laughter from downstairs, but ignored it, favoring looking at you in disbelief. “What on Earth are you sorry for?” She demanded, her golden eyes wide. “You have nothing to be sorry for, my darling.”

Your expression changed to one of relief and confusion. “I’m the one who should be apologizing,” Rosalie murmured, bowing her head. “My accusations were completely unfounded and untrue. My jealousy and insecurities got the best of me, and I’m so sorry. I love you, my love. It’s so hard to believe that I have you as my mate, because you’re so perfect and loving and-” 

You cut Rosalie off by swiftly pressing your lips against hers. Her mouth melded into yours, her chest vibrating with a soft purr. She tentatively wrapped her arms around your waist, her purr growing louder as you pressed your body against hers. Your fingers tangled in perfect blonde hair, tugging slightly and earning a soft moan from your beautiful mate.

You pulled away, earning a quiet growl of discontent from your mate. “You are my mate,” You murmured. “And I am yours. Forever, my love. I will never want anyone else. There’s no one better than you, anyways.” If Rosalie could have blushed, she would have. She reached out to stroke your cheek, smiling when you leaned into her touch, a purr rising in your own chest. “I disagree,” Her smile widened at your baffled expression. “You are far better than I could ever be.” 

You rolled your golden eyes at her, a shy smile twitching at the corners of your lips. “Shut up and kiss me.” You replied. Rosalie’s eyes brightened, and a beaming smile spread across her face. “Gladly.” She leaned in, and you met her halfway. When your lips touched hers, it felt like you were coming home.

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Driver’s License - Rosalie Hale

“Baby, would you mind if we broke up for like, three minutes?”

Rosalie turned her head so quickly, it would’ve been comical if it wasn’t for the absolutely murderous look on her perfect face. Reflexively, you flinched back. Her golden eyes narrowed as they darkened to black. “What?!” She demanded. She flashed in front of you, her hands on her hips. Her full lips were turned down into a scowl. “Why?”

In an instant, her anger turned to hurt. You opened your mouth to respond, but she cut you off, venom tears welling in her eyes. “You want to break up with me.” Her voice was raspy, her already milky white skin seeming to pale even further right in front of you. “Rosie,” You were quick to reach out for your mate. She tensed at your touch. “Do I not make you happy anymore?” Rose asked softly. “I can do better, I can,” She whispered. “I know that I can be cold, I know that you want me to let you in, but-” 

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#precious

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rosalie and emmett in warm and cold tones in breaking dawn part two.

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Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Five

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I’m never going to see enough of what the Cullen Kids do all night. One night Alice and Jasper make a life-sized chessboard out of giant boulders. Alice and Emmett spend a week seeing if they can make a noise loud/high enough to shatter glass. Jasper holds world records for speedruns for pretty much any video game you could imagine. Rosalie has crafted the most horrifying shambling statues in various forests that scare the living daylights out of tourists. Edward’s guitar hero skills are otherworldly. They break into the grocery store and turn every product up side down. Alice and Rose change all storefront displays to be “better”. Emmett and Jasper dig a hole as deep as they can “just to see what’s down there”. Edward mopes a lot. Like a lot a lot. They build a house of cards using a dozen and a half full decks of cards. They play 6th dimensional chess. Tag is banned by Esme out of concern for the local wildlife. Give me more give me more give me more