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undertheniall :

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“wait so you’re meaning to tell me you have two iphone x? two? why do you possibly need two of them.” 

” it was a buy one get one free deal. i gave it to my sis, and she didn’t want it so i ended up with two. “

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“ i’m feeling personally attacked. this is life threatening. i’m beyond hungry. ”

” you could order a box of it, babe. that usually works out. “

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“ it might be the six s, i honestly have no idea. okay, fergie. as long as it works, i’m gucci. i don’t need that fancy shit. don’t judge me. ”

” fergie is a genius, don’t hate. doesn’t the six s drag ? that’s what it started to do with me. it’s not fancy if you need an upgrade. “

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“it’s been working for me, dude.” he shrugged. “yeah, it had you when i left but now that you left too… it’s sad.”

” i’m sure chicago will live to see another day. “

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“ 89 and three quarters. nah, do i look like someone  who knows how to use speed dial ? i like my life alert button hanging around my neck where it belongs. i don’t REALLY keep track, it seems like they release a new iphone every week. ”

” you look like someone who doesn’t know how to click a mouse for a computer. kind of cave man worthy, tall, big, a guy to use brute force -- is that a white hair i see ? you might need to use the hair dye soon, man. not every week, every other year ! “

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“ you know me. very important and very pretentious. i’ve been cutting the carbs pretty low to get in shape for the fashion show. what do i have to do for you to bring me a slice of pineapple pizza? ”

” well, you could bring it to me instead. i wouldn’t mind a slice. “

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“that’s actually quite hurtful, it wasn’t like i was going to go through it i just want your camera.” she said as she looked over at him, “i’ll stick to blurry pictures though.” 

” you are taking me too literal, nov. i mean’t i’d give you the same phone, but one i don’t use often. “

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“i one hundred percent agree with you there. as soon as i saw it, i needed it. like the saint laurent diamond boots rihanna wore the other week. had to have. it’s almost like my money burns in my pockets.” 

” wow, i have no idea why but after talking to you i feel like i need a pizza. you just said a whole bunch of fancy brands i can’t comprehend. “

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“i’m gone for half a week and you’ve replaced me with the iphone x.. i dont know if i should be offended or not, babes.” she teased with a small smile as she looked at the boy, “but do i get the enjoyment of face recognition on your phone so i could ever so slyly take a bunch of selfies since your camera is better than mine?”

” ah ha .. ha ha . i don’t think you could handle the contents in my phone. i’ll give you a dummy phone to play with if that helps. “

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“ talking emojis ? that shit sounds wack. i’ll stick with my six. ”

” the six ????? not even the six s ? or six s plus ? or even the eight ? im sorry for the quote but you’re sounding a little two thousand and late. “

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“nah, i’m waiting to sell my soul once they finally have the hologram. until then, you won’t catch me waiting in line. facial recognition is a little scary though, like we’re so fucked if apple decides to flip the script on us.”

” this is a next step. im telling you, today its talking emojis ... 2020, there are gonna be headlines of teens getting in trouble for watching holographic porn from their phone. apple is ahead of it’s game. i know there are other companies winning at it, but apples aesthetic has me fucked up more, y’know ? “

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“i’m a samsung kinda guy… sorry, man.” he chuckled. “good to see you though. chicago’s not gonna miss you for sure.”

” samsung ? samshit ? i dont know man, i’ve have a samsung before, for a day and i walked back in to return it. it never worked for me. chicago gets boring without me, please. “

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“ talking emojis ? i must be really out of the loop. but then again i’m an OLD man, if it wasn’t for my sisters i would probably still be using a flip phone. ”

” so how old are you exactly ? you look like a man to have life alert on speed dial. you know what, i think you can be the poster boy for it. who doesn’t know the iphone x ??????? but seriously, have you fallen and can’t get up ? “

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“i wasn’t all that impressed, i won’t lie. face recognition and the damn animated emojis are about the only valuable thing the phone has in comparison to the 7 or the 8. i feel like if i dropped it once, the entire thing would shatter before my eyes and look, while i may be wealthier than most, choke me with a spoon if i continuously dropped a thousand dollars on a glass piece of technology.” 

” alright, you’ve got a point but it’s not like you can’t afford it. buy two, one to throw and the other to send friends the stupidest shit it can do. i think it’s an investment anyway, it’s upgraded, not to mention.... you can just get a case and it’s suddenly turns into a transformer. “

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” i may talk a lot of shit about the iphone, but the iphone x has me so far up it’s ass with these talking emoji things, and face recognition ? steve jobs can take my soul while he’s living it up in the sky cos fuck i hate iphone so much i love it. “