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you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!
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This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”
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stop asking why i am single it’s because i am insane
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My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
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i love being on this site i feel like a fucking sim . eeby deeby!!! goopsie srcunkly scrimblo. goopsie scaboinky boinky splurge? glup shitto. blorbo plinko !!!!
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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer


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dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”
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