Hey..ich hab deinen beitrag gelesen ^^
Das ist cool i guess? 😅
Welchen denn und was soll mir das sagen?
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Die Wissenschaft seit Monaten: Im Herbst und Winter werden die Coronazahlen dramatisch ansteigen.
Coronazahlen: *steigen dramatisch an*
Politik:
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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Also eigentlich wollte ich dir hier schreiben 🙃😂
Ja ist okay:D
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“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.”
— Azar Nafisi (via quotemadness)
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Uranium has about 18 billion Calories per gram so eating a grams of uranium is technically enough food to last you for the rest of your life.
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Date a boy who works hard, loves his mom, sings to you in the car, and scratches your back until you fall asleep
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In Despicable Me, the entrance to the villain bank is in the middle of three urinals, which makes sense because no sane person would use the middle urinal to avoid being right next to someone while peeing. Plus only a villain would use the middle urinal to create the chaos anyway.
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Green capitalism is basically people flying in private jets telling people who can’t afford their electricity bill to shower less
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GIF from @madamfionagoode
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stop missing someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you
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