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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

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OMG the Department of Labor just this morning issued a new rule about how to classify contractors vs employees... uber and lyft are gonna get WRECKED

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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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I relate to this so much. for years, even after I knew that I was trans, I thought that I didn't really experience gender dysphoria. it was only after I started transitioning that I realized how much it had affected me

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Vlad Gets Outed...

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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tfw = two fucking weiners

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you ever just like...

ya know??????

guh im so gay

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH