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A collection of alternate Game of Thrones names that my phone has decided to invent, taken from my twitter account today.
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my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like
“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’
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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.
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do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
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when you log onto tumblr dot com and see a fucking nipple someone add a pic i’m on mobile
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new fun thing to do: whenever you hear the words “high horse” imagine a horse with red eyes eating directly out of a huge bag of cheetos. the horse is wearing weed socks
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identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
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imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
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this is an ancestor of the ferocious wolf
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