there are no plotholes in saw because they re-explain the same events every movie. “but how did-” wait until hello zepp starts playing. “that still doesn’t explain-” they explain that two movies later.
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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it's been years and it's still genuinely crazy to me that the first two seasons of stranger things had this throughline where all the bad things that were happening in hawkins were directly caused by the us government and that they were excusing the awful things they were doing to their own citizens (children!) through cold war/red scare reactionism. and then in season three there was a secret russian base under the town mall.
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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getting voted out in back to back tribal councils,,,, they were truly doomed by the narrative 😔😔
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Maria and Charlie are literally the only people on that island who haven’t completely lost their minds so one of them better win so that future survivor idiots can unlearn bigmoveitis
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hunter ill love u forever
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happy lesbian visibility week
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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
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heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting
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Knock knock!
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pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
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me when I will forever be trapped in a room with an angry man while the audience looks on helplessly through a small, partially-obscuring window
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Commission of Erik and Charles being fluffy together. (Also, I recently changed my url from mrhiddlesart to boltplum, so it’s still me!)
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