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"Can I put a live lizard in my mouth?" is obviously a reasonable question we need answers to, but "How did you get bit on your uvula?" is also a reasonable question none of us are prepared to answer.

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Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

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tolkien writing elves: this is Fëafineärenfindelwë he ruled as a king for 12,069 years and he slew seven balrogs and he created three conlangs and he invented light

tolkien writing men: this is Berengorn he’s a nobleman with a fancy sword and he looks just like an elf and he was raised by elves and he marries an elf

tolkien writing dwarves: this is Durin XVI Ironking he forged a billion legendary swords

tolkien writing hobbits: this is Berry Bingo Bongfeet he writes songs about trees and he owns a weed farm

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“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

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If looks could kill, the GOP would make it a struggle to regulate the manufacture and sale of looks.

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Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

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Anyone know who made this? My usual resources only turned up reposts

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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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Can I just say how much I adore that Zack believes Marlene? I haven't finished the game yet, but that is such a perfect encapsulation of why he's an amazing character

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If you love paleontology, make sure you stay in school and study hard. Do this and someday you could become a fossil.

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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cute gift horse dude. i dig, i dig. what's going on with its mouth