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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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baby pangolins look like an adorable creature someone made up for a fantasy/sci-fi series. just a sweet polite little alien type of beast wearing a nice little scalemail outfit

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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goosebumps as a concept are so funny ur brain is like "oh no we're threatened! quick! make us look bigger!" and your skin, that absolutely does not have the ability to do that, is like "absolutely. right away boss"

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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Water goblin

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

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