gello-strands
gello-strands
Sexually Ambiguous Raiden
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gello-strands · 11 hours ago
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I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.
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gello-strands · 11 hours ago
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My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!
Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.
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gello-strands · 11 hours ago
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me in real life: torture and murder are horrible and you shouldn't do them.
me in fiction: torture and murder are literally the two sexiest and most fun things you could possibly do and you should do them all the time.
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gello-strands · 13 hours ago
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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gello-strands · 13 hours ago
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Pigeon attempts to court falcon
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gello-strands · 13 hours ago
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finished mgs3 the way he stands like a cat very cute i love him
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gello-strands · 13 hours ago
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Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!
by Kiyohiko Azuma
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gello-strands · 13 hours ago
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gello-strands · 14 hours ago
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Harvesting my wheat
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gello-strands · 1 day ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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gello-strands · 1 day ago
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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gello-strands · 1 day ago
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daily occurrence
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gello-strands · 1 day ago
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when someone is better than me at something I started learning first
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gello-strands · 1 day ago
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god how did i forget alphys undertale was such a huge robot freak. she was always the realest
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