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this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

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i go to the dog fight and see what dog mitski is betting on so i can bet on the other one

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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Summer time ~

Check out my shop!

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Why change the past, when you can own this day?

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we've been running from love 🫀

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miss all sunday 🥀🤍

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affirmations for when you have to send emails

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heartbreaking news... just found out swords (including fencing equipment and movie props) r now banned from the uk postal service. some lesbian visibility week this is

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People always imagine the only two answers to the question "is there a hell?" are "yes" and "no", but frankly just about any other answer is way funnier.

Like say;

"not anymore". Somehow, hell used to exist and doesn't anymore. Did the doomguy blow it up? Did God change their mind?

"I hope so!" why would you hope that

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people