gemdruid

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"The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects."

[gemdruid]

me to my goth gf: off to destroy the roman empire all by yourself, beautiful?

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did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it

[gemdruid]

Gino D'Achille

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when your friend says love you at the end of the call

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[gemdruid]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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saw this on bluesky

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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

[gemdruid]

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

[gemdruid]

It’s 2012 and our president still hasn’t made his fursona

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American mink with iced fish.

[gemdruid]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Go for the bigger blanket.

Are you thinking of making or buying a blanket? There is no universe in which you will want a smaller blanket. Meanwhile, you have free will, and you can choose this universe to have a bigger blanket. Your potential to snuggle will unlimited by the boundaries of simple cloth.

Go for the bigger blanket.

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Got bootlace code and hanky code confused for a second & tried to remember what yellow laces mean & thought to myself "piss? No"

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[gemdruid]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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All about the he/him she/her bullshit....