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only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law
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Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble
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myspace but pronounced like versace
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me cooking
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*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*
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“Hey, mom. Did you feel emotional the first time you drove in Sacramento?”
Lady Bird (2017) dop. Sam Levy
dir. Greta Gerwig
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me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?
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disney is so tiring like give us lesbians u boring capitalists
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Im just gonna say it: tonight the super trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun smiling, having fun feeling like a number one tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue like I always do cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you
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Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23
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