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An Inaros Prime thanked me for some exilus skins and i nearly cried

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INAROS PRIME IS BACK BOYS

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Can I interest you in some investments in Ducats today fine customers?? 

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IM LOCKING ME AND MY STAFF IN THE STORAGE ROOM PLEASE HURRY

business man baro ready to make some

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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THEY BOARDED

BULLETS DO NOTHING!!

OR MAYBE I HAVE THE WRONG BULLETS

business man baro ready to make some

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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SENTIENT???

UH TENNO ITS SPITTING OUT TINY THINGS AT US HELP

business man baro ready to make some

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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THE FUCK IS A MUREX?

business man baro ready to make some

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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these bitches have no style what the fuck

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business man baro ready to make some

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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CLEM THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN SHIP OUTSIDE

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Yo why the fuck are there ships outside what the fuck who is that

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I DON’T CARE DON’T LET THAT THING TOUCH MY KIOSKS!!!!!

No tenno. My kiosks are not Scam Chests. Why do you ask.

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you are both so unnaturally abhorrent its disgusting

No tenno. My kiosks are not Scam Chests. Why do you ask.

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Actually I have to go right now immediatly I’m putting the breadsticks in my purse I’m leaving bye

Darv is literally adorable and nothing he can do or say can stop me from publicly stating that conpletely true fact.

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SWEET MERCIFUL INAROS WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A CIRCUS ARE YOU RUNNING KID

No tenno. My kiosks are not Scam Chests. Why do you ask.

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Fucking I don’t know bitch! Oregano!??

Darv is literally adorable and nothing he can do or say can stop me from publicly stating that conpletely true fact.

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UH OH

Darv is literally adorable and nothing he can do or say can stop me from publicly stating that conpletely true fact.