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gem and joel are both "primarily a nice peaceful builder but with a shockingly competitive streak and formiddable pvp skills" but their energy with it is so very different

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If Double Life was a Musical

the sequel of a sequel

( it’s funny the shortest of the life series last the longest one so far )

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anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.

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Sausage and Oli discussed Sausage's boat boys fanfic, it went as well as one would expect.

Sausage: The title of the book is called 'Lost at Sea'!

Oli: Is it? Wow, I-I don't. Should I ask what happens in it, or?

Sausage: Well just picture a loong boat ride.

Oli: I'm picturing something long!

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the disbelief and then judgement in her voice

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Joel going "People say I'm obsessed with Etho, or Gem or whatever, but I'm obsessed with Lizzie guys. That's my real obsession."

That's it that's the post

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this was all i could think of when they were talking

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grateful for the three minute shinyduo content recieved from the new episode

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I like that s2 Katherine designs where she's like noticeably buff. Like super buff. Like strawberry shaped Luisa-from-Encanto buff. Because the monster hunting thing is still a secret from her parents so imagine being some prince coming to Glimmer Grove to court the princess and the king and queen and queen are like "here's our beloved sweet little princess Katherine ^_^" and then though the door comes the fucking hulk.

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hey Martyn i adopted a cat today and im naming her after you bc i found her under a bakery's flower planters and when i saw her blonde little head all i could think about was ur last life POV 🤠 everyone, stand up of the christening of Mart-hyn the cat

This isn't helping me fight the wet cat allegations

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fun fact! "lone wolves" only wander alone because theyve been ejected from their previous pack. no wolf actually wants to be on its own, but due to territory restrictions, lack of prey, or intrapack conflict, one may be forced to leave its community and seek new territory. lone wolves often have trouble surviving as wolves evolved for pack hunting, but have trouble finding new packs as wolf packs are largely based around a nuclear family structure, making it difficult for newcomers to be integrated.

anyway i feel normal about double life pearl how about you

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Do you think e2!Sausage multiverse traveled to the deserted Double Life arena after everyone died

Do you think he found a lonely dog on her red life (Tilly, the tag on her collar read)

Do you think he took her home and she and Bubbles became best friends

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the problems of being in the mcyt fandom: writing soul-crushing angst about being slowly brainwashed over a period of months, breaking free of it, and having to accept you were wrong, you hurt your best friend in a way he can never fully forgive, and still needing to take the time and effort to unlearn the entire worldview that was forced upon you because it doesn't just go away when the magic does. and the character is named sausage.

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Suasage: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Jimmy: Sausage, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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This is what instantly popped into my mind when I saw that part in the ep 😭😭

He's a closeted Etho Girlie no one tell him...