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my columbo au where he's got a tiny head but a lot of good ideas

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I love twitter

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me, going about my day every day: doing things and having perfectly normal human interactions

galadriel, absolutely chiefing on my dab pen: but they were, all of them, deceived... for a-hough cough cough cough cough

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i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

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New video!

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going to upload my next minecraft video and being met with youtube's ai slop Inspiration page is simultaneously hilarious and insidious.

look at the horrific redstone schlock it generated for the thumbnail of the only video "idea" here that mildly fits what i would create. look at the rancid "underrated" fake mobs it put together. a team of people were paid to make this page. capitalism and unchecked monopolies truly breed only the most vital and useful features for our products

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PEE???? CRAZY BABY?

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evil stupid animal drink my water

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Sorry son, missed your soccer tournament playing L4D2

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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

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The nefarious anglerfish has turned 12!!!!

Wish him a happy birthday!!

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"