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Hm

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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

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i;m like if you made a girl but had to make a lot of substitutions in the recipe

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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

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Hm

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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

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anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo

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@funnier-as-a-system

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really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate

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so I figured my pronoun pin needed an update... I didn't wanna get a new one bc I like this one 🥺 so I improvised. i was afraid I'd regret messing it up but I like it better fucked up a little bit. it gives it character. tells a story you know?

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Holy trinity:

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aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman