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Happy pride everyone.

Netherlands v Poland tomorrow.

Netherlands is gonna win.

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want a lobotomy, baby girl?

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Dorcas, about James: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy! Regulus: This one is different! He’s honest and sweet! Barty: Please Regulus: And he would never do anything to hurt me! Evan: HE’S A GUY!!

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Sent to my bsf

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james potter is the type of person to put water on the floor to prank someone and then forget it’s there and slip on it himself

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Dorcas: Are you ever just... really disappointed to learn someone is straight?

Regulus: I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.

Dorcas: correct

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i like the idea that lily is one of the smartest people in hogwarts but she's also just like

very clumsy. she drops things, she trips on air, and she's very unlucky too, gum sticks randomly on her hair (mary or marlene always cuts the tips of her hair every month or so because of that), and everytime something like that happens, she makes an odd sound as she snorts and laughs.

because yes, she's clumsy and unlucky, but she's surprisingly positive about it, she finds everything to be very funny, and mary and marlene are so used to it by now that they're always ready to hold her before she falls, take her out of the way of something that's being thrown, or just hold something she dropped before it breaks.

i like lily being a bit of a mess, let her be a bit of a failgirl as a treat, she's adorable, and she's a genius!!!!

(also, mary can't help but look so, so fond and in love with her whenever lily laughs when she trips on the hem of her robes, like she makes the entire day brighter just by smiling)

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11 years old James: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Fleamont: You're drinking apple juice buddy

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(Remus is trying to convince the Marauders that he's too dangerous to be around) ...

James: If anyone at this school is a threat to our safety, it is Sirius and we all know it.

Sirius: Damn straight.

Sirius: *looks at Remus* damn gay

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Gender is so confusing i just wish i had no pronouns and looked like Sirius.

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YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

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Wylan: You mean to tell me that hiding in the bathroom isnt a good coping mechanism?

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Do you guys also remember that unnecessarily long fanfiction where all the marauders died and Harry gets raised by his aunt and uncle that was written by some transphobic bitch? That was so fucking weird, what even was that

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come to the dark queer side, we got better fanfics

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regulus black who was exploited by his parents as a kid and turned into teen pop sensation who later managed to get himself emancipated and disappeared from the public eye. when he emerges years later, transitioned and finally living for himself, his favorite thing to do is to gaslight anyone who finds a single resemblance between him and the elusive popstar who disappeared almost a decade ago.

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My sister just said “and there is this fanfiction about Cho Chang like how the hell did they make a fanfic about her when there is hardly any sorce material”

And I just sat in marauders themed silence

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Sirius: so… you and Regulus have been spending a lot of time together recently…

James: it’s not what it looks like, i swear.

Sirius: you sure about that? i’ll admit, i’m getting a bit jealous.

James: i’m promise! Reg is just my boyfriend!

Sirius: so there is no… best friend feelings involved??

James: no! i promise! you’re my one out of the only four best friends!

Regulus: what the hell?

Remus: You'll get used to it eventually...

Peter: hopefully.