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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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Remember during the pandemic when we'd all get these calls?

I almost miss this.

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Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

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I want to write scathing essays on the state of witchcraft and spirituality these days.

I want to comment on bad practices - well what did you think was going to happen?

I want to ask people why they listen to those who have nothing to show for their craft.

I want to know why people claim to honor the old ways while intentionally warping them.

I want to ask if they have ever thought there would be consequences to defaming the old gods.

I want to ask if they've realized yet why their lives are such absolute dogshit.

I want to ask what they're going to do when their cord cutting doesn't fix their behavior.

I want to know what happens when they realize there is no look to a witch, and they're just capitalist consumers.

I want to ask why people don't read, when the answers are all available - just inconvenient.

I want to ask why people don't ask established and successful witches rather than witchfluencers.

But I already know the answer.

So I just make jokes on tumblr, acting like I'm clever.

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Just made this because Dad put on The Mask, and this scene reminded me of my meds.

I call them my Mental Health Maracas.

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Made this when I worked at a CSL (Community Living Support) program.

Worst. Job. Ever.

It was bad enough where I really started considering my career plans.

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Wanna guess which friend I am?

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If we're gonna be honest, I've been the happiest when I've been single. I don't have to answer to anyone. I can do all the weird things I want to do in the middle of the night. There's no need to compromise on things in my own home. I don't have to deal with a bunch of people in my home. No disappointing sex or fighting over each other's body heat. Oh and I can have all the animals I want.

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Well, if she gets one, that is.

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I made this on 2/1/2025 and it has aged both horribly and accurately.

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I think I read somewhere that when you write, write something you'd like to read. Your first audience should be you.

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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Writing tip!!

Start noticing things around you, not just the color of the car, but if it has rust spots, half worn tires and bugs on the windshield.

Everything you notice can be used in the world you’re creating. Dust on the floor, add it in. Half Burt pancakes that are better than the one before, add it in. Even if your writing fantasy you can notice floorboards rotting, each step wavering them to extinction. 

The more gritty and grimy the better.

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I wake up every day feeling like this.