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the beauty of the world is that there are people out there having basically indistiguishable gender and sexuality experiences and one has several microlabels and an army of pride flags, one says "idk i guess im nonbinary or something" and the other is comfortably cis with a little flexibility. and all of them are correct because your identity is whatever you make of it.

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This is my “if dick casually mentioned he did a little ballet in the circus so Bruce buys him some choes nd he’s instantly hooked on them forever” au

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the way RTD era doctor who ex companion meeting a current companion conversations went from

to

is a generational drop-off that needs to be studied

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Finally, an altogether ooky Addams Family from me! Chas Addams' comic strips were some of my very earliest influences (thanks Dad) so like many folks, they feel like a part of my family, too. See me at ECCC for prints!

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The Ultimate Roast of Edward Nygma

Of course Tuesday had to put it in the most Victorian way possible.

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We've not only taken away all of the physical spaces for our children to exist in, we're now taking away the electronic ones as well. I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences.

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jevil's tea party feachering two guys still pissed at each other or something

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modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.

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oh huh! it turns out there's a difference between "growing up" and "waiting around so long you're not technically a child anymore"

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

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speaking of content warnings, the other day i saw someone on ao3 saying they don't typically tag 'trans character' on their fics bcos they don't think they should have to provide a content warning for trans people existing which baffled me bcos it never occurred to me to think of that as a content warning as opposed to like, advertisement??