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Im like that dude in home stuck who has to eat poisonous slime that makes him high or else his base instinct make him start killing all his friends

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decided to open ao3 for the first time in ages and look in the dr category because. I don’t think I’ve ever actually read any dr fics?? anyways. it kind of pisses me off that there’s an entire?? tag??? that’s literally used as an excuse to misgender kris. like. okay??? sure be like that. just know youre being?? blatantly transphobic😭

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Oh!. . . .that's not. . .

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when you’re just chillin, eating meat with no clothes on, and a big russian woman tells you to make love to her

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You won’t believe who’s back and who he’s brought with him

Say hello to Delta Roone & Jade Harley, me and my friend @fleshiebones have started the third and potentially LAST yokai watch game, very fun so far!

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my shaylaa

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i think she would have stretch marks that look like a technology type pattern

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I don’t even know if my brother is an mlp fan but he has a hearts of iron 4 mod that adds equestria and it has celestia as the president/monarch. and also adds the other worlds from mlp fim too

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Transcript: "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!!!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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I’ve been doing some field work in the forest at my job, and fuck, mosquitoes get such a bad rap but seeing them up close they’re just little ladies doing their own little thing!!! Where I live mosquitoes don’t carry diseases, but to avoid the itchy spots I wear long rubber boots, gloves, jacket and outdoor trousers, even a mosquito-netted hat, so the ladies can’t get their blood meal from me but they’ll come to me anyway to see if they might find a spot to strike. I’ll watch as a mosquito carefully hovers over my sleeve, checking a few spots, and when she lands for good she cleans out her wings with her backmost legs. They look so silly when they’re flying and they have their legs held so high! And I never really consciously realised that they hold their back legs in the air while standing. Why is that I wonder? And I love their long proboscis, their defining feature, their little long snoots, they are so easy to see in their silhouette. Truly the borzoi of insects, long legs, slender body, long head!

This is a post meant for appreciating insects, if you want to complain about mosquitoes literally talk to anyone you know except me

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giggles and shits

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yall hear abt the orb that fell from the sky in columbia?

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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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coughs at you

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friends wanted more spamtenna so heres ur part 2 slop