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Is it true that your sometimes called the "forgotten general"?

Huh. Forgotten? I don’t believe I was forgotten. There are far more obscure generals that were unjustly forgotten.

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happy birthday desaix! To celebrate i brought you some cake🎂 with the stuffing being jam. I heard through the grape vine that you quite liked it!

Best wishes,

your admirer

Aww, thank you!

@le-dieu-mars @le-brave-des-braves @perdicinae-observer @armagnac-army , come and let us indulge!

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Do you ever regret going to Egypt

Invasion? Yes, I regret it, to be honest. At least in my afterlife. But do I regret learning what I did about the history and culture? No.

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Now that I think about it… QUICK, HIDE YOUR BOOZE!!!

Oh… hello, @le-dieu-mars !

you’re only 31?? Bébé!!

I’m not a baby, my friend. Though Kléber @le-dieu-mars seems to think otherwise.

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Occasionally… but in my case he was a bit drunk.

you’re only 31?? Bébé!!

I’m not a baby, my friend. Though Kléber @le-dieu-mars seems to think otherwise.

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I only have one question. Did you get cheek squeezes?

you’re only 31?? Bébé!!

I’m not a baby, my friend. Though Kléber @le-dieu-mars seems to think otherwise.

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So… TECHNICALLY you were betrothed to a relative of Robespierre? (Sips tea)

Hello, Citizen. I am pleased to meet you in person. I remember some Jacobins were in favour of my staying as an army officer, despite the fact that some of my relatives had chosen to flee the country.

Kind regards,

General Louis Charles Antoine Desaix de Veygoux

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To see men as young as myself elevated to the deserved ranks of general due to their intelligence and merit filled me with pride and hope for a great future.

...and then you made the unfortunate choices that you made. But that wasn't entirely your fault, I'm sure. Surely that was due to @lazarecarnot's great guidance. Say, dear colleague, did you write a poem to him too when he fell in the ludicrous expansionist wars waged by the corrupt government(s) you helped create and took part in?

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you’re only 31?? Bébé!!

I’m not a baby, my friend. Though Kléber @le-dieu-mars seems to think otherwise.

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I fear I am out of the loop, my friend, but maybe take this spyglass instead?

Why spy on Bernadotte ? you obsessed? you have a crush?? ooooooo /j

The urge to crush him to dust, yes. I don't know this spying you speak of.

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Heyyyyy handsome~

Can I get your number- wait, do you even have phones in the afterlife? Probably not.

I just wanted to say that you have amazing hair. I’m so jealous.

-🍯🐝

Thank you, Anon. You should ask @trauma-and-truffles for his amazing hair care advice.

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Desaix LEAP HUGS !!!

Well, hello, Marshal Lefebvre.

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*Lefebvre greets him with a nod* Hello, General Desaix. Glad to find a familiar face in this strange world.

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*delivers two barrels of red & green glitter*

Tis the season!

Indeed it is!!!

@chicksncash , @le-dieu-mars , @armagnac-army , how about dumping glitter on Nelson and Wellesley?

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I did not write any poetry for Carnot, at least not that I remember. In fact, I died before the empire was established, so perhaps those who died so early were spared from seeing the full downfall of even the remnants of the Republic.

I suppose I was doing what I believed was right for the country… but to learn in this afterlife that one of the generals became an emperor and restored a nobility of sorts was… shocking, admittedly.

Hello, Citizen. I am pleased to meet you in person. I remember some Jacobins were in favour of my staying as an army officer, despite the fact that some of my relatives had chosen to flee the country.

Kind regards,

General Louis Charles Antoine Desaix de Veygoux

- @generaldesaix

To see men as young as myself elevated to the deserved ranks of general due to their intelligence and merit filled me with pride and hope for a great future.

...and then you made the unfortunate choices that you made. But that wasn't entirely your fault, I'm sure. Surely that was due to @lazarecarnot's great guidance. Say, dear colleague, did you write a poem to him too when he fell in the ludicrous expansionist wars waged by the corrupt government(s) you helped create and took part in?

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Ah, good. Flowers can be a disaster when out of control. Well, I hope we are going to meet again during your travels… one day.

Boops nose. "Hello there."

That tickles!

(Boops right back)

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Oh… here. Take the gardening shears and send them to your friend. You can send me the flowers later so I will plant them.

Boops nose. "Hello there."

That tickles!

(Boops right back)

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Interesting! I enjoy traveling too!!! Do you have any funny stories of your travels?

Boops nose. "Hello there."

That tickles!

(Boops right back)

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(Desaix offers fresh orange juice and studies Liam)

So, you aren’t from this… planet? How did you learn about the party?

Boops nose. "Hello there."

That tickles!

(Boops right back)