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[generalmiraclebear]

I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that

[generalmiraclebear]

“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

[generalmiraclebear]

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

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[generalmiraclebear]

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

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neurotypicals that love to talk about how self-aware they are, will always be funny to me. you're so self aware but you can't tell you're making me uncomfortable by repeatedly trying to touch me when I've moved back and VERBALLY said I don't like being touched

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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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wordle and bts may seem like they have nothing in common but both have been cited by redditors as the reason why their elderly relative quit watching fox news and started acting normal again

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Source

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When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[generalmiraclebear]

I'm not gatekeeping physical disability, you can become physically disabled at any time. I'll even help you. Come closer.

[generalmiraclebear]

the most annoying infantile people on the planet are people who are like "the prince from snow white is a necrophile because he kissed a corpse 😂😂" "corpse bride is a story about necrophilia 😱😱" "if you want to fuck a vampire that makes you a necrophile 🤭🤭" like Okay i guess i'm a necrophile then. what now.

[generalmiraclebear]

Happy, depressed, and on drugggssss (prescription)

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[generalmiraclebear]

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

[generalmiraclebear]

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

[generalmiraclebear]

when i describe myself as evil i mean it primarily in the sense that i am an enemy of the church