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About to BEAT THE SHIT out of that renegade

WHO ARE MIKE AND CHUCK AND WHY DO THEY SHOW UP WHEN I LOOK UP FAN ART OF ME???
#USERS???#HOPE I BEAT THAT RENEGADE#I GAVE PAIGE A GRIDPHONE TODAY ALSO#PAVEL GETS NOTHING#MIKE AND CHUCK??
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Me with my “kids”, Paige and Pavel
Paige is amazing, I love Paige, EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE INTERUPTS MY DEREZZING SPREE BC SHE WANTS A NEW ID DISK COVER
Pavel……..he’s fine…..I guess
Also Paige told me that ONE OF MY CAPTIVES ESCAPED THE DISK WARS ARENA
I’ll be right back…
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"Forgive me general, but I strongly urge restrain in regards to Dyson. Disparaging the Grand Marshall can easily be construed as sedition."
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DYSON!!
HE CAN FUCK OFF
ALSO GET TO WORK, THE RENEGADE ESCAPED CAPTIVITY
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"You got Paige an EN-786? Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it."
I DIDNT GET PAIGE THE STUPID BIKE!!!! If I did, I’D BURN IT
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Hello, progams. This is tesler
Paige asked me how my tumblr is doing. I told her it’s going well.
Some program escaped today (bc of Paige’s demand for a new bike)
I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND THAT DAMN RENEGADE
Also Paige is still my favorite out of her and pavel
DYSON CAN ALSO FUCK OFF
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Paige asked for a new light bike, IN THE MIDDLE OF ME TRYING TO CATCH A PROGRAM THAT ESCAPED CAPTIVITY!! I love Paige sometimes but REALLY, I LOST A CAPTIVE PROGRAM OVER A LIGHT BIKE THAT YOU WANTED
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General, crush me with ur long arms plz
WHAT???? Who wrote this???? IS THIS THAT RENEGADE
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I HATE THIS MAN!! Stupid renegade… he’s the reason why argon city is failing me!!

Paige, isn’t she beautiful. She has been talking about this “beck” guy recently, who is Beck?? Is he that bastard renegade
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Hello, programs
Paige told me to download this “tum-buh-ler” thing. I don’t know why tho… anyways if you are the renegade you can fuck off
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