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How to make a pumpkin head

Since I defs didn’t want to carve a real pumpkin to put on my head and get nasts pumpkin insides all over my hair I decided to paper mache one. Unfortunately there was no good tutorials anywhere so I will share my trial and error knowledge.

First I got some supplies: 1 Punch balloon (they’re rounder and larger they regular balloons), some paper mache stuff in a bag, cardboard, a glue gun, paint, sculpey clay, tape, some news paper and some water and flour mixed together.

I then put at least three - five paper mache layers of newspaper with flour water on the balloon. I also measured my head and left an opening at the bottom. (NOTE: Don’t put tape on the balloon and try to peel it off after you’re done paper macheing, RIP)

After that’s all dry I put glue gunned some cardboard onto it to give it some pumpkin like ridges.

Then I filled the gaps between the cardboard and the newspaper with the paper mache in a bag stuff. Wait for it to dry. (Note: Don’t pop balloon until the paper mache in a bag stuff is dry cause it holds a LOT of water and your paper mache project will sink, RIP) After that I popped the balloon and lightly dampened the top with a sponge and water until it was wet enough to slowly press down into more of a pumpkin shape.

After it’s all dry I taped a stem I made out of card board on the top and put another layer or two of newspaper mache over top.

More drying wait time (you can use your oven on the lowest setting to make it dry faster) then I sanded it down and cut out a face with an exacto blade.

I added a little bit of backing behind the face on the inside with the paper mache in a bag to give it more of a 3D look which wasn’t that noticeable but oh well, it kidna worked… After all that stuffs done I painted it all white otherwise the newsprint would bleed through and make my colours not as bright, I also added some sculpey clay to the brow area to give it some more emotion in which I used an iron to dry it with cause it was too late to put it in the oven with paint all over it (Note: Put clay on before painting).

I sprayed it with a sealer before painting colours on it cause I find acrylics do weird things sometimes. After it was all dry I begin to paint.

I also painted the inside a red and added a kinda head rest thing on the inside since when I pushed the top down it made an uncomfortable point at the top when putting it on your head. Then once it was all dry I sprayed it with some more sealer, added some cool stuff like stitches with some ribbon and blood which I used nail polish for a shiny effect and put in some lights which weren’t very effective when my head was in the pumpkin but that’s okay, it still looked cool.

And that’s that!

Hope this helps some people, Enjoy!

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The Ouija Board named itself. According to its inventors, “Ouija” was the game’s response to the question of what it wanted to be called. They also claim that when they asked it what Ouija means, it ‘replied’: “Good luck.” Source Source 2 Source 3

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HOW TO IDENTIFY A CHILD PREDATOR ONLINE ( Masterpost )

This is a guide to identify code words and symbols used by child predators online. Reblog to keep a minor safe! If you know any other predator code or symbols please let me know so I can add them to this list.

Term: MAP

MAP is an acronym for “Minor Attracted Person/People”. It’s the name of a pedophilic community who has risen on tumblr. It was created in order to assemble Pedophiles, Hebephiles and Ephebophiles. On top of it, the creation of the word is a strategy for them to avoid being identified as predators right away. The community was made to spread positivity about pedophiles and their attraction toward children. The community is very anti recovery.

Note: MAP can also stand for Multi Animator Project. Use context clues and make sure not to attack someone’s project by mistake.

Term: NOP

An acronym that stands for “Non Offending Pedophiles”. Also a community. Pretty much the same thing as the MAP community.

Term: Non Offending

A pedophile who doesn’t interact with children at all or try their best to avoid them. A non offending pedophile does not consume child pornography or medias meant to mimic child pornography ( example: Loli pornography, cartoon child porn, etc ).

A non offending pedophile also doesn’t spread positivity about pedophilia or promotes pedophilia.

NOTE: A lot of pedophiles call themselves Non Offending regardless of whether they offend or not in order to avoid backlash. They will twist words and try to redefine what “offending” means. Keep in mind that a non offending pedophile will do their best to AVOID all contact with children.

A pedophile who purposely interacts with children in ANY way is offending.

Term: CP

Short for Child Pornography.

Term: Sim CP/Child Pornography

A term for simulated child pornography. Simulated child pornography is pornographic medias featuring no real children, but what looks like a child in order to simulate child pornography. It legally counts as child pornography as well. Even thought predators will insist that it isn’t as bad.

Term: AOA

Acronym for “Age Of Attraction”.

A term to define the desired age range of the pedophile’s lover.

Term: Anti/No Contact

A term to describe a pedophile who doesn’t touch children in a sexual manner.

NOTE: No Contact is NOT a synonym of “Non Offending”. Some “no contact” pedophiles might still interact with children, promote pedophilia and watch child pornography.

Term: Pro Contact

A term to define pedophiles or supporters who advocate for sexual relationships between children and adults.

Term: Hebephile

People who are attracted to minors from 11 to 14 years old.

Term: Ephebophile

People who are attracted to minors from 15 to 19 years old.

Term: Virped / Virtuous Pedophile

Also a “non offending” community.

The “MAP” flag

A flag coined by pedophiles on tumblr. They made it on pride month in hope that the LGBT+ community would accept and support them. It didn’t work we don’t want them anywhere near us. Still watch out for that flag in order to identify them.

The “Lesbian MAP” flag.

A flag coined by a pedophile on tumblr who’s a lesbian. Very similar to the MAP flag.

Note: The Lesbian MAP flag highly resemble the Non Binary Lesbian flag. Make sure not to confuse the two because NB lesbians aren’t pedophiles or bad people! Here’s a picture of the Non Binary Lesbian flag:

The Boy Lover Symbol

This symbol, a blue spiraling triangle framed by another triangle, is known as the BoyLover logo, used by adults who prefer young boys.

Note: The term “Boy Love” can also describe a type of media that features a relationship between two boys/men. Make sure to use context clues and not attack mlm/gay men medias on accident. However the symbol/picture is exclusively made for pedophiles.

The Younger Boy Lover Symbol

This symbol is for pedophiles who prefer much younger boys. Known as the LittleBoyLover logo, it is also a blue triangle spiral like the BoyLover logo, but it is drawn in a child-like scraw.

The Girl Lover Symbol

The GirlLover logo is a heart inside a heart, indicated that the pedophile prefers young girls.

Note: The term “Girl Love” can also describe a type of media that features a relationship between two girls/women. Make sure to use context clues and not attack wlw/sapphic/lesbians medias on accident. However the symbol/picture is exclusively made for pedophiles.

The Child Lover Symbol

Pedophiles who do not have a preference of gender use the ChildLover logo, which is a butterfly with four hearts for wings.

The Childlove Online Media Activist Logo

Pedophile promotion symbol: This is the Childlove Online Media Activism logo, which pedophiles use as a symbol to promote their ‘cause’: that sexual relationships between adults and minors should be decriminalized.

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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Helena Bonham Carter in Football (2001) 

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Are you a ghost? No. I’m alive. Well, I’m an Alchemist and, therefore immortal.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) dir. David Yates

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by Mike Hoffman

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beware, beware the daughter of the seas

“beware,” i heard him cry

his words carried upon the ocean breeze

as he sank beneath the tide

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                                     “The last Light of Meridia…it’s me.”

                                     ɪᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ                                     ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ                                     ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ, ᴀᴛ ʟᴀꜱᴛ, ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀꜱꜱ                                    ᴡᴇ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ, ᴡᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʟᴇꜱꜱ.

                                          amazing art by @sixxybaby

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okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down? did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

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“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

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peace be with y’all

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.