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I am without electricity, and I am going to loose my mind. At least we’ve got a generator, but it’s not enough to power everything. Unfortunately my computer is first on the list of “things we can do without.” Also unfortunately my house is only one of 15,000 houses in the county and 45,000 houses in the state without power. Dominion better get their ass in gear and start fixing stuff.

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The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

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Team Plasma battle theme slaps

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I am incredibly eepy, but at least the imposter syndrome I think I accidentally gave myself is currently passed out from blunt force trauma

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the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

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Ok maybe don't look at this person's blog. They've been inactive for 7 years and they drew softcore porn

Tali with emoticon mask 

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Tali with emoticon mask 

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I wish I wouldn't have cool ideas when I absolutely do not have the time to do anything with them

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"Breath of Dusk"

Another new piece finished just in time for MAGFest coming up soon, a pairing to go with my newer Lugia piece. <3

Ho-oh and Lugia prints available in my store. ✨️💛✨️

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working title: may i offer you a nice egg in these trying times?