My name is lost to time, and my title is the Dolorosa. If you wish to know more of me, I am afraid that you will need to ask me.
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No Descend, Sburban Jungle or MeGaLoVania. No Sunslammer or Moonsetter. We must go deeper.
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Tumblr is not a dating app but also where am I supposed to find stunning genderfucked transsexuals who will ask me to do things to them that would get me disowned by my family
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#OOC#this dude played Michael Myers in Halloween 2#you can imagine my delight upon seeing the credits when watching that for the first time
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hate when I finish a really brutal movie that shakes me to my core and then I can’t even recommend it to people. like it’s incredible and everyone should see it but also I have to slap 3,000 warnings on it and tell you you’re gonna feel like shit
#OOC#this is me but about the web novel Worm#one of the best stories i've ever read but i sure can't recommend it
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#OOC#Literally neither#Sollux is very bluntly a Psychic type#MAYBE Electric if you must or want to use Psychic for someone else#Vriska is probably best suited as a Dark type#As she's something of a heel to the wider fandom (AKA morons)#But even disregarding that her fascination with pirates would translate well ish to Dark type shenanigans#Wanting either to be Bug type is extremely surface level
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"we need more angry, traumatized female characters" you guys could barely handle katara
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booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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hey man what
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A little late for May 10th, but, ah well!
Radris Kadaje, Meido, at your service. Cleaning, Combat and Companionship all in one helpful package...
Nos, are we sure we want Companionship to be included in the tagline?
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