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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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everyone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who you are and enjoy life the way you want to

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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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love in caution 🖤

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Hello?

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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if gringos actually had any idea about anything at all they would be burning amerikkkan flags at their protests not waving them but alas...

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little miss chronically understimulated parasympathetic nervous system is playing her music too loud again

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

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Don't Look Up (2021) dir. Adam McKay

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

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