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Hi love! What about dark! Sirius? I miss these, can u write some more?🥺

Pairing: dark! Sirius Black x fem! Reader

Warnings: dark/yandere content, NSFW

A/n: I’ve been thinking Abt writing more for yandere Sirius, dear nonnie, you’re practically reading my thoughts

I’ve been thinking about darling who is actually indulgent - the one who plays along with all dark and twisted wishes of Sirius’ mind, the one who pretends to (or actually does) enjoy his unbearable behaviour that is borderline obsession.

You want money, power, glory - Sirius has it all. Just come and take it. And so you do - everything the noble house of Black may provide is yours, all you have to do is to simply be with Sirius. You’ll be lavished in jewels and riches, all the most prominent people of your generation - they’re all here for your amusement; whatever your heart desires - it’s there in a matter of hours, few days at most.

It is harder done than it’s said - with Sirius’ rather… problematic personality. He’s clingy. And not as in a cute and endearing clingy, but as in a suffocating and controlling clingy - always by your side, watching your every move, listening intently to every word you utter. He simply can’t help it!! He’d crawl under your very skin and live there if he could - that’s how much he loves, craves you.

But the sex is good. How gentle and caring Sirius’ hands are as they glide up and down your curves, how his rough from endless Quidditch trainings fingers caress your sensitive skin, how they flick your needy clit as his throbbing dick rubs against all the sweetest spots within you. Sirius is the most attentive lover - with you, that is, - you’re the only one whose pleasure stands above his own. You’re the only one he whispers sweet praises and words of comfort as he eases inside of you, picking up the steady pace and soon fucking you senseless on his bed. You’re the only one he kisses oh so tenderly, Sirius’s fingers tangled in soft strands of your hair as he kisses you so passionately.

Being with Sirius is hard - very much so. But it definitely has its perks. Whether to do it or not is completely up to you.

So, what do you choose?

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fisherman james, who actually sucks at it but is very optimistic about his brand-new hobby (bc monty is great at it so he wants something else to bond over with his dad, he's cute like that)

enter merman regulus, who falls in love with him from afar, so he helps the very dumb human to catch some fish, in secret.

like, james is doing all the steps wrong and always uses the wrong knots and bait, but somehow he always gets the biggest catch ever. he gets sooo smug about it, telling everyone that he's a natural and shows off to everyone who could dare to hear him.

however, he's also a big softie, he doesn't want to harm the fish, so he lets them go after some obnoxious pictures.

regulus, who is actually the one catching the fish for him, finds it preposterous. he's helping the hot human? and he just gives the fish back? regulus is basically courting him?? and he's just giving the fish back????

so, in his very smart merman brain, he does the obvious thing: brings bigger fish! maybe james is just a very difficult man (merman? regulus doesn't care) but no one would ever say no to a shark

james actually passes out when he sees the shark and falls to the sea, a tragedy given he was completely on his own

cue to regulus having to save him on a very dramatic scene, he also has to take back the shark and make sure james doesn't end up dying

it's a very exhausting thing, trying to be this man's mate, but regulus is no quitter. so he manages.

when he gets james to the shore, the fisherman wakes up and sees regulus, and his mind goes absolutely blank, no thoughts, only pretty merman on sight. his brain is basically a blubbering mess of "oh my god i almost died, he's so pretty, mermaids are real what the fuck, he's so pretty, did he save me? he's so pretty lord"

regulus is a bit dumbfounded too, he knew the human was pretty, but he never got to see him from this close, and the man is somehow even more stunning, it's crazy.

james immediately tries to talk to him, and regulus understands him, of course he does, he's smart as fuck, he knows about the human language, he doesn't know how to say anything besides his name tho.

so their talk goes like:

james [in love]: who are you?

regulus: regulus

james: did you save me?

regulus: *clicking sounds*

james [still trying]: did you bring the shark?

regulus: *aggresive clicking sounds*

they actually don't talk much, and then some people who saw james fall start to arrive, so regulus has to leave.

james is in love.

regulus comes back the next day, super early, matching james who's also incredibly eager to see him again. and this time, regulus is closer than ever.

james pretty much forgets about fishing altogether and just spends the whole time trying to talk to regulus, and this cycle continues for several days until regulus is able to talk back to him.

james tries so hard to learn everything about regulus and merpeople, he's a sap, it's amazing. when he finally learns about courting gifts, he spends a whole afternoon making regulus a handmade necklace, it has a little star and sun pendant and it's made of pure gold so sea water can't do any damage to him.

regulus thinks they are basically married then.

something something, regulus figures that if he's on land enough time to dry, he can turn into a human, and that makes everything easier. james can now take him on proper dates and for their first one, he takes him to the village's library. regulus is so excited he can't stop preening.

in the meantime tho, we have sirius who is an overbearing but very loving brother, who hasn't heard from regulus in hours and goes to the human's ship to find him

imagine his surprise when his baby brother and the man who he has described as his mate are not there. but remus is (he's james' best friend, he doesn't like fishing but reading in the boat is one of the best things on earth, according to him)

sirius, is then nervous as fuck, because his little brother told him he was with a human on a boat, and now he's on said boat, and his little brother is NOT there, and there's ANOTHER human

so he does the only thing he thinks is reasonable:

he flips the whole boat while remus is still on it and then he grabs said remus by the collar and starts screaming the living daylights out of him.

remus: what the fuck

when remus manages to calm sirius down, he explains that yes, this is james boat, he just lent it to him because he went on a date with his boyfriend, yes, said boyfriend does look like sirius, but he's only seen him with two legs which sirius definitely lacks, so there's that. then he also says he would really appreciate if sirius could bring back the book he was reading before being rudely flipped over by a sea creature, thanks.

sirius kinda falls in love immediately, there's something so hot about that human that didn't even bat an eye at seeing a merman and just straight asked for his book.

for my sake, sirius already knows how to speak the human language bc regulus has been teaching him as well

so sirius brings back the book, which is ruined, but at least it's back, and then forces remus to wait so he could take him to regulus

when sirius has 2 legs, remus has the sudden realization that his best friend is dating a merman, which in his opinion is something you should at least mention to your best friend u know?

so yeah, they both go to yell at them.

and if sirius pretends his legs are weaker than they actually are just so remus has to hold him all the way, that's HIS business

god this is so long now

anyways, when they find jegulus, it's chaotic, there's yelling (remus) and very angry clicking (sirius) and they are definitely receiving odd looks from everyone

it's the best way to present your mate to you brother if you ask regulus.

something something, they figure it out, james officiates his relationship with reg and builds a house close by the shore that has an inside aquarium but like, all over the house and it kinda connects with the sea, so regulus can still be a merman whenever he likes.

when james finds out it was actually regulus the one who catched the fish for him, he just falls more in love with him. so they make it a routine to go fishing together, it's romantic!

and just for my own sake, james does end up fucking a merman i guess, they have little mermaid kids and live happily ever after bye

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Fic Snippet

Unpublished (for now) | for context, Lily and Regulus fake date to torment James (they’re both his exes)

“You both have big friendship aura!” Luna beamed up at Regulus and Lily.

James was suffering. This was torture.

“Oh?” Lily grinned, leaning forward to gently run her fingers through Luna’s hair. “Do elaborate.”

“You two are very comparable,” Luna explained.

Regulus chuckled softly. “Compatible, sweetheart.”

She raised an eyebrow. “That’s what I said, Reggie.”

“My mistake,” he shrugged, smiling.

“She’s right,” Harry chimed in. “You both like all the same stuff! Dad doesn’t like any of those things.”

“Harry,” James gasped, fully betrayed by his own son. “I like things!”

“Yes, Uncle James,” Luna patted his arm lightly. “You like Quidditch and wearing bad clothes.”

Regulus snorted so hard he had to cover his mouth. James threw a pillow directly at his face.

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February 21 - Room of Requirement | @into-the-jeggyverse | wc: 686

“And where are you going, my dearest Prongsie?” Sirius asks, dramatically throwing the curtains to the end of Remus’ bed open as James is attempting to leave. It was late enough that they assumed their friends were fast asleep -- Pete’s snoring away with his own curtains drawn, so at least they were partly correct -- so they figured that slipping out would be easy.

Unfortunately, they forget that SIrius grew up in a home where he had to learn to identify footsteps and awake from the deepest of sleep to fully alert at the smallest of sounds that could possibly mean danger. So they sigh, “I’m just going out for a walk, mate.” They shake their head, “I woke up and I can’t fall back asleep so I’m going to clear my head.” 

Sirius watches them for a while, his eyes narrowed, as if trying to sniff out their lie. 

He doesn’t find one, so he hums, “You have the cloak?” 

James nods, bringing their arm off to show off the shimmery fabric, “And the map.” 

“Be back soon.” 

“Of course, dad.” They roll their eyes, turning and leaving the dorm, letting out a gentle breath at the fact he bought the lie. 

James makes quick work of leaving the common room and the tower, throwing the cloak over themself then rushing to get to their meeting place. 

Regulus’ name disappears on the map just before James turns the corner and would be able to see him. He likely heard them coming and rushed in, either to get the room prepared, or to hide from a potential teacher -- he wouldn’t need to, not with his prefect duties and his capability to lie effortlessly. James follows suit, heading into the hidden room and throwing off the invisibility cloak.

The room that Regulus has conjured up is incredible, its line with two dark coloured chaise lounges sitting across the room from each other, a coffee table between the two. The far end of the room has a cobblestone fireplace with dark bookshelves against the wall, full and nearly sagging with various books. The walls are a deep burgundy colour and lined with the same dark wood as the shelves. 

Regulus is lounging on one of the couches already, draped in comfortable clothes and smiling up at James with a salacious, cocky grin. He hums, “Hi, Jamie.” 

James smiles at him gently, folding the cloak quickly over their arms and placing it, and the map, on the coffee table before going to crawl over their boyfriend. The two maneuver so that Regulus is lying mostly on his back, though he’s turned to the side just enough that he can hold his torso up with his elbow. James is laying on top of him, half on him and half on the couch, head resting on their boyfriend’s chest. 

“How have you been, my love?” James asks, curling their arms around Regulus’ waist. 

Regulus hums, watching them for a while, “Tired. Barty and Evan have been fighting again.”

“What are they fighting about?” 

“Oh some stupid bullshit. Barty was flirting with someone and Evan got jealous, Barty doesn’t know why Evan’s jealous so he’s such getting upset at Evan, which is making Evan more upset at Barty because he thinks he’s stupid,” Regulus recounts, his voice flat and tired, “I keep telling Evan to just fucking tell Barty that he’s tits over arse for him but he refuses.” 

“I’m sorry,” James hums, “I could do what I did with Sirius and Remus.” 

“I think they’d just fuck then deny that they have any romantic feelings for each other if we did that.” 

“I guess.” They smile, “Though you weren’t much better.”

“I beg your finest pardon, what does that mean?” Regulus scoffs. 

James closes their eyes and buries their face further into his chest, “How long were we shagging before you finally admitted that you might feel something for me and weren’t just using me to get off because I was convenient?” 

Regulus groans, and James can feel the way that he throws his head back, “Don’t remind me.” James just laughs.

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in case anyone’s wondering, barty’s wearing a slutty dementor outfit because “sexy *insert the most repulsive creature on earth*” is a very barty crouch jr-coded costume

and in pandoras defence, some people may be afraid of jellyfish :/

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we all like to talk about james being hated by the slytherins but let’s👏talk👏about👏 xeno👏

pandora had to defend her man in the groupchat 💀

(regulus saying bless you to xeno is a reference to a fic but i don’t remember which one, i think it was best friend’s brother?? lemme know) (ok confirmed it was bfb lol)

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bonus! the actual party ;)

(regulus and sirius are both complaining about their accidentally matched costumes and i think it’s hilarious)

(and barty trying to give evan that sweet dementor’s kiss as an excuse to smooch his bro)

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since one (1) person asked, MORE GIRLS AHAHAH

now:

1) the classic “would you still love me if i was a worm” <33 and remus killing the vibe bc he’s just like me™️

2) marls asking the wrong questions the morning after a full moon (bc she’s a little shit and we love to see it) and james coming to save remus’ sarcastic, wolfy ass

3) sirius being violently homophobic (he’s a raging homosexual) when jegulus happens will always be funny to me. also, his favorite cuss word is cunt.

(let me know if you can’t read it, my handwriting is shit)

@thebisexualswiftie this is for you

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FEM REGULUS!!!!!!! LITERALLY THE MOST STUNNING BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS HANDSOME COLLECTION OF PIXELS TO EVER GRACE MY EYES 😩😩😩💜💜💜🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰😟❤️❤️💗💗💖😍😍😙

(and normal regulus too ig🙄)

literally eating up every single one of your artworks rn they're all so prettyyyy

your medieval au sounds so cool too - the different backstories and worldbuilding with the kingdoms are so intriguing and the way you make all of ur characters so unique is just so wonderful

mwahhhh

S: what’s more important, our LEGACY or a stupid “couples-only” offer at Puddifoot’s?

R: i don’t think it’s about the ice-cream pads…

R: jamie, i can’t go alone…please?

R: …aand we’ve lost her

P: weakest link.

potter, you fucking simp.

the medieval au will come back i promise!!

(@drownedlove you also asked for jegulus <3)

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to that one anon who suggested it <3

J: looking good, mate!

P: i’d let you slap my ass, if you asked

S: *starts coughing*

P: are you done?

J: pads…

S: *still making a fool of himself*

S (in a very casual way): cool.

close ups of remus and peter bc i think these might be the prettiest i’ve ever drawn them

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sister shenanigans

S: HELP! HELP!!

R: THAT’S THE SWEATER I LOST OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK, YOU LYING BITCH!!

S: NO?? ITS THE SWEATER I FOUND DURING THE HOLIDAYS, PSYCHOTIC CUNT!

R: I’LL MURDER YOU-

*McGonagall’s office

Reg and S: she started it.

Rem: i’m only here for my sweater

J: Reggie dropped her bag…

close ups bc there was a lot going on and i physically couldn’t make the speech bubbles fit lmao

(this is officially my jamsiest james)

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fem jeggy at the yule ball!

the heat works hard but jegulus stans work harder!!!

close ups of my wives:

(also look at me, pretending like i know what i’m doing w the background)

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i had a dreeeeeeeam

'bout your fem jeguluuuus

that james and reg meeeet

and reg was unimpreeeeessed

then jamie came next daaaay to court reg

with a box full of jeweeels

(the spaaaaaarkly kind, not the dicks☹️)

sang to the tune of this song

…but jamie’s jewels are all gold and reggie is a silver girlie, so she has to get creative!

later, in the slytherin dorms:

(but secretly reggie appreciates all gifts) (also this ask was too cute)

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unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance

fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?

(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)

also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.

close up and jily icons:

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james, the pining princess

R: what happened now?

P: don’t mind him, he’s pining. the cat is for emotional support

J: i’ve tried EVERYTHING

R: please don’t-

J: the charming grin, the messy hair, the jumper that “accidentally” lifts up when i raise my arms and shows just enough skin-

S: okay, STOP.

J: i like him so much

S: i know and i support you, mate, but he’s still my brother, so keep it family friendly? please?

J: mhm :(

i have so many ideas with reggie the cat too bad i can only draw cats as indefinite blobs of fur with two eyes and a tail

(which, admittedly, is a pretty accurate representation…anyways so-)

(also new chapter of but she’s a cheerleader! out)

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i had an epiphany. what if hogwarts had a kindergarten/elementary school section? what if they all met when they were like 6 and grew up together? so…

…marauders au where everything is the same, but they’re all toddlers

starting off strong with james potter and his hundreds of glasses

next part!!

(panel by panel under the cut)

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have you ever tried…this one? 💕

*disclaimer: some might argue that this demonstration isn’t 100% accurate, since it is common knowledge that ted tonks has been crushing on andromeda for years…