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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

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TINY WRLD (2020)

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WHAT if instead of bear pride for hairy fat men we ALSO had cow pride. for fat women with huge milkers. ok now give me 10000 reblogs a kiss on the cheek and a nobel prize

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nobody:

Jared Hopworth inviting ppl into his fear domain:

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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"The Stoppables"

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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

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her ruby eye, wings of pearl

Collared doves aren't the most exotic or beautiful birds, but I'm sure they make a great meal for local raptors, and I think that's wonderful

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it had to be done

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Time for another vague yet inclusive vore post, this time inspired by @pineappleparfaitie most recent post about their preferences for sizes in vore!

I think there's plenty of good things about all sizes :) we're gonna work from smallest to biggest

Tiny tiny prey (like fingernail sized) are pretty good for tropes where the prey like to explore and climb around in a preds super big cavernous belly! Definitely an interesting trope, especially with dragons!

Prey that are between finger size and 1/4th size have a variety of fun uses! They tend to get roomier bellies, lots of room to shift and squirm around to get comfy. That's also super good idea if you just want to hide and not deal with the world for a while; if nobody knows you're there (because no bulge on the preds tum) then nobody can bother you with issues. 1/4th or less size prey are also best for those with human or human-ish preds to eat, especially if they don't have magical means (like some of Pine's ocs, who are all very cool!)

1/2 size prey to me feels like the perfect balance of a snug belly without being uncomfortable. Still a decent amount of room to squirm while creating just a small lump on your preds tummy for them to rub and knead :3

3/4 size is where I find myself most of the time due to specific anatomy stuff that the pred has, but we're gonna ignore that. 3/4 size prey is excellent if you want to help your pred feel full and also love compression, while not making them too unwieldy or giving them too much issues moving around! My personal method of circumventing any possible discomfort for the prey at this size is to have a super squishy and malleable belly, like memory foam! Able to press and squish the soft flesh until you're comfortable and the pred will help by adjusting their belly to your needs!

Same size seems nice if your prey really likes compression, or if your pred manipulates hammerspace traits or just has a super stretchy belly! Same size tends to be a lot of fun just for casual nommage and spending time with your friends :3

Larger prey isn't something I've experienced for the most part but I still think there's potential for fun and silliness! If you have a large enough prey I imagine you could sleep on top of your belly like a bed and both of you could just relax and snore away hehe

All different sizes in vore have their places and no size is wrong! The most important thing is that you find yourself comfortable and enjoying the process <3

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Fact! Cannibalism is OK if they deserved it

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Favorite adderall review

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wrath of khan no context