gentlethemthief - Tumblr blog

[gentlethemthief]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[gentlethemthief]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[gentlethemthief]

I'm so used to Gandalf's big naturals edits that now I watch lotr and I am shocked when I do not see his big naturals proudly displayed onscreen smh

[gentlethemthief]

help I just met up with a woman from marketplace to buy a leather jacket and mentioned that I paint them but after I’d Venmo’d her she said that the jacket belonged to her recently deceased sister and that she’d like to see the art I make out of it

I can’t turn it into a PISSFAGGOT jacket now…. I bought it specifically for that….

[gentlethemthief]

[gentlethemthief]

Youtube comments good sometimes

[gentlethemthief]

Pixar can keep fucking its employees like this because its one of the only major animation studios that remains ununionized btw

[gentlethemthief]

Pixar can keep fucking its employees like this because its one of the only major animation studios that remains ununionized btw

[gentlethemthief]

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

[gentlethemthief]

kids these days don’t know how lethal stagnant water is

[gentlethemthief]

[gentlethemthief]

The Brian David Gilbert episode of Very Important People is funny front to back but the best part is right after the reveal when Brian is clearly experiencing some kind of mad scientist gender euphoria. Me too.

[gentlethemthief]

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

[gentlethemthief]

Ok wait let her speak

[gentlethemthief]

hi guys

original:

[gentlethemthief]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[gentlethemthief]

I AM LA REVACHOLIÈRE.

I AM THE CITY.

BE VIGILANT.

I LOVE YOU.