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Watson art by the phenomenally talented lovely person @haedraulics

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having chronically low blood pressure is very funny because it gives you those antique reactions to shit. yes i fainted at the clerb

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whenever someone makes a new sherlock holmes adaptation i will be obsessed with watson. no matter what that watson looks like i will be obsessed. call me a watson admirer. a watson devotee. might as well call me sherlock holmes.

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the winco bulk bins has mysterious and wonderful candies

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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how is it that after more than twenty months, four countries being bombed, more than a hundred thousand dead, and thousands more missing we're still debating whether or not israel has the right to exist?

how can a 'state' that is actively murdering children and blowing up hospitals and refugee camps ever be considered legitimate?

it is immoral, inhumane, and downright cruel to support the zionist entity in any way. most of us live in countries that were once colonised. shouldn't we stand in solidarity with people who are currently colonised?

if you would like to help, please donate to alaa amsse, a mother of two young children. she just wants to ensure that they remain safe and healthy throughout this genocide. her fundraiser is verified.

donate here

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if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

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Why are they so married pleeeease 🤣����🙈

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i went to the dentist and when i was leaving i couldn't move my upper lip at all from the numbing and toldthe hygienist "i'm trying to smile to be friendly but i can't because of....." and then hurriedly walked away

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alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.